How did you do that?

[Neonbob]

You blinked too hard.

How did you get an heir from a balloon?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Cheat codes.

How are you Still Alive?
[sup]Hurr hurr! See wut I did thar?[/sup]

 

[Gigaguy64]

Because it was a triumph!
[sup]herp derp, i made a funny too[/sup]
How did you repair that Xbox?

 

[Neonbob]

I wrapped a towel around it.

How did you light your fingers on fire?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Pyromancy.

How did this pyromancy go so horribly wrong?

 

[Gigaguy64]

Your INT was lower than your DEX

How did you breed that Gold Slime?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I have 10/10 luck, intelligence and willpower.

How did you confuse my stats so epically?
[sup]My INT is always x2+ my DEX and STR[/sup]

 

[Gigaguy64]

Your character sheet had Cheetos stains on it

How did you get that Bag of Holding?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I bought it for 20 Sovereigns.

How did you defeat Sovereign?

 

[Gigaguy64]

I gave him a time out.

How did you Acquire the Gravity Suit?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Beat the game twice with the same character.

How did you break the servers?

 

[Gigaguy64]

I was nice on Xbox Live

How did you shot web?

 

[Proctorninja]

from my mouth

how do you see dead people

 

[Neonbob]

I stole that kid's eyes.

How did you grow a beard from your eyebrows?

 

[brtshstel]

I was in the Army, and they made me take some really strange "super soldier" drugs. I have more hair from my eyebrows than the rest of my body.

How did you make tea from the beard clippings of Chuck Norris? What are the side effects of that tea?

 

[Neonbob]

I just put them in water...and it sucked. Horribly.

How did you lose a car?

 

[Ren3004]

I must have left it in my other pants.


How did you find the car?

 

[brtshstel]

I looked in the classifieds section of the newspaper. It was real easy.

How did you "cram all the graham into Golden Grahams."

 

[Neonbob]

I used a huge press. Five hundred thousand pounds of pressure does wonders!

How did you hire a hairpiece?

 

[Newkenyanguy]

Used the bat signal with an altered sign...

How did you eat noodles without eyes?