How did you do that?

[brtshstel]

Well, I have been blind before...(read the Batman "Detective" comic series)

How did you make the old ENIAC mainframe work with a Zilog Z80 central microprocessor chip?

 

[Neonbob]

Magic. That's how. Don't you dare question magic!
It'll make you gone!

How did you find a way through a black hole?

 

[LeonLethality]

magic
An old man guided me through. It was a very spiritual experience.

how did you assassinate the CEO of of Ikea?

 

[Neonbob]

I packed him in a crate then sent him to the arctic. The cold did the rest.

How did you ruin my family reunion?

 

[Penguins4Freedom]

I invited Hannibal Lecter to join you for tea. It was really awkward.

How did you lose your sanity?

 

[Neonbob]

I was held in hyperspace for years. GodDAMN there's some weird shit out there.

How did you use birds to pay?

 

[axle 19]

I painted them gold. Everyone loves shiny things.

How did you stop the lava flow?

 

[Neonbob]

I used a hundred bodies. They're surprisingly handy at halting molten rock...

How did you bury your own hands with a shovel?

 

[axle 19]

I misread the digging instruction. They were in Foreignese.

How did you capture all the pokemon?

 

[Neonbob]

I used a trainer...

how did you fling yourself over a wall?

 

[darth jacen]

with a catapult of course

How did you win the contest?

 

[Neonbob]

I cheated.

How did you train your eye?

 

[fanklok]

I won't even bother insulting your intellect by explaining something so obvious

I... but... it makes no viable sense that you can use sword chucks, explain yourself.

 

[Neonbob]

I learned the ancient art from a batshit monk. He was a surprisingly good teacher, for a demented old bastard.

How did you walk an amoeba?

 

[fanklok]

Well since we are mostly water and amoebas are mostly water we are amoebas.

How did you win at extreme Jenga?

 

[Neonbob]

I shot the other guy first.

How did you make yourself believe in stuff?

 

[fanklok]

Wait what? I'm a Nihilist dude.

How do you not understand the rules of Jenga?

 

[Neonbob]

I never really got into them. And shooting people in the face works.

How did you reject reality?

 

[Steppin Razor]

With the help of the Improbability Drive.

How did you obtain a copy of Duke Nukem Forever?

 

[brtshstel]

I bribed the right people. One of the people that got fired from 3D Realms stole the team's work...which was a complete game. He gave it to me out of spite.

How did you obtain a copy of Starcraft Ghost?