How did you do that?

dontcallmemuffin · Apr 27, 2010

i stole it from its owner while he was on the john,

how did you knock out that shark?

Neonbob · Apr 27, 2010

The massive shockwave after a nuke hits did all the work for me.

How did you get in touch with a divine power?

PurpleSky · Apr 29, 2010

E-mail

How did you ruin my life?

Tharwen · Apr 29, 2010

You wouldn't want to know...

How did you get that tactical nuke in 12 seconds?

Proctorninja · Apr 29, 2010

ebay

how did u fire your laser

axle 19 · Apr 29, 2010

I copied it from that ever present meme.

How did you avoid that paradox?

Neonbob · Apr 30, 2010

I beat the hell out of logic until it agreed with me.

How did you adopt a messed up dog?

Troublesome Lagomorph · Apr 30, 2010

The animal shelter screwed up.

How did you kill y tank with a club?

Catchy Slogan · Apr 30, 2010

I stole it from the guys in Red Faction.

How did you solve a problem like Maria?

Neonbob · Apr 30, 2010

I don't know...who the hell is Maria?

How did you lose me in a forest?

Vitor Goncalves · Apr 30, 2010

I didn't, I just stepped back slowly while you were distracted and then ran for it.

How did you stop the comet?

Robert632 · Apr 30, 2010

By looking at it.

How did you blow up a tank with a peice of paper and a toothpick?

PurpleSky · Apr 30, 2010

Made the paper into a tube and blew the toothpick as a projectile,how did you file your taxes?

Tharwen · Apr 30, 2010

I got my butler to do it for me. Then he went out and shot some local peasants with a hunting rifle.

How did you escape my butler?

Nikolaz72 · Apr 30, 2010

I told the police that he was the one who did it.

How did you make the murloc cross the road?

Neonbob · May 1, 2010

I punted the fucker. Now my foot hurts...

How did you gain access to the overmind?

Catchy Slogan · May 1, 2010

I hacked into it with my mad hacker skillz. Yo.

How did you make grape juice when the world gave you lemons?

TomCorf · May 1, 2010

I went to Mars and bought some grapes.

How did you complete Duke Nukem Forever using only you ears?

Catchy Slogan · May 3, 2010

I listened to the sweet lies and bitter promises.

How did you find out the answer to the universe?

Zeromaeus · May 3, 2010

Google.

How did you make it past my death traps?