How did you do that?

[bgg1996]

With my Accurate Slugs...
How did you get to level 101? The max level is 50...

 

[Neonbob]

I hacked. The easy way to cheat life!

How did you dodge my insults?

 

[Tristan Sjet]

I'm chuck norris. *roundhouse kick to nuts*

how did you kill bob?

 

[BloodyThoughts]

I called him Bill until is head exploded!

How did you defeat god!?

 

[Neonbob]

I stole his DNA, made a clone army of him, and used the clones to take his throne.

How did you get into a welded cage?

 

[bgg1996]

Dude, it only has one wall.

How did you commit 7 crimes (9 in California) in less than thirty seconds while on a unicycle?

 

[Hazy]

I was in a rush to catch a flight.

How did you find inner peace?

 

[superbatranger]

I got a prize in a Cracker Jack box.

How did you break out of jail?

 

[brtshstel]

Somebody smuggles me in a toolkit and dynamite inside a cake.

How did you get the stripper inside the big layer cake?

 

[Hazy]

Very carefully.

How did you make it out of the riot in one piece?

 

[Vrex360]

By tearing everyone else into pieces of course.

How did you manage to win an Oscar by making a film about a rubber duck?

 

[Yureina]

I included some pretty steamy rubber duck romance in there. That stuff always does well.

How did you start your plans for world domination?

 

[Vrex360]

Well first I- hey wait a minute I'm not telling you!!!

How did you manage to clone into existance a carbonised copy of Scarlett Johansson who is turned on by nerdiness?

 

[Yureina]

I own a cloning lab. It was my first major investment.

How did you know about those experiments?

 

[Vrex360]

It was part of my taking over the world plan.

How did you fail to notice me sneaking around in your lab taking embryo samples of Ellen Page, Penelope Cruz, Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis?

 

[Dark Knifer]

I have no idea who those people are, and I called in sick that day.

How did you escape the collapse of the universe?

 

[Neonbob]

I made a pocket dimension and hopped into it.

How did you make your name in the hair of a million hobos?

 

[Hazy]

Again, very carefully.

How did you escape to the chopper with only two seconds left?

 

[Mr.logic]

I jumped out and flew with my wings

How did you defeat legato in combat?

 

[The Eggplant]

I hit him with my rhythm stick.

How did you get discover the existence of a chocolate moon?