How did you do that?

[bgg1996]

I used the chocolate ray gun.

How did you get a "Z" on your math test?

 

[The Eggplant]

With style and aplomb. And a large green felt pen.

How did you manage to do a no-hands handstand?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Levitation.

How did you manage to beat the game without using Levitation once?

 

[Mechsoap]

becouse i was a warrior

how did you hit that guy with that slap?

 

[Darth Caelum]

I had a hand

How did you commit 54 acts of Manslaughter, 46 Counts of Theft, and Vandalism of School Property in one Day?

 

[Kazzak]

Patience, good sir, patience. AND A TONGUE LIKE A BULLWHIP!!!

Yay for 190 page old quote!

How did you manage to survive being shot from a giant slingshot into the sun?

 

[not_the_dm]

They got the trajectory wrong. I simply slingshotted around the sun and came back to Earth.

How did you survive the detonation of the nuke that was strapped to you?

 

[Neonbob]

I've developed a bit of a resistance to nukes over the years.

How did you ruin a great time?

 

[RagnorakTres]

Careful application of the gay, evil clown look. >.>

How in the name of all anyone holds holy did you manage to break the laws of physics by creating matter?

 

[Neonbob]

I took antimatter, and reversed its charge completely, and then went through a sophisticated process that wound up making more matter!

How did you get into a school with such horrible grades?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Bribery and death threats.

How have you not gotten expelled yet?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

I've been a good little boy, unlike you who's enjoying rape right now.

How did you cope with the fact that zombies devoured your parents and then they rose as zombies rigght in front of you?

 

[Neonbob]

Quite easily. I'm not all that attached to my family after all.

How did you make a bullet out of cotton?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

I took a giant ball of cotton the size off the empire state building and super compacted it.

How are you coping with the fact that VaudeVillainVeteran has passed you in the most post counts?

 

[bgg1996]

its how did you, not how are you.

How did you get dsilexia?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

I iddt'n Yuo idd.

How did you destroy Omega v.3.666? (Final Fantasy)

 

[bgg1996]

I hugged it to death.

How did you get chocolate on you a**

 

[Fury Is Me.]

You rubbed it on even though I was hitting you with a baseball bat tell you to "GET THE FUCK OFF ME HOMO!"

How did you become gay?

 

[bgg1996]

I didn't O.O

How did you change the topic?