How did you do that?

[not_the_dm]

Years of practice.

Haw did you find your way home?

 

[RagnorakTres]

String Theory.

How did you collapse years of philosophical teachings into a microscopic slice of silicon?

 

[MrGFunk]

With a tiny tiny bubble etch tank.

How did you come to be here?

 

[Neonbob]

I was dragged here by the forces of the underverse.
That and a very boring day <_<

How did you make everyone speak in caps?

 

[Catchy Slogan]

I INVENTED A CAPS ONLY KEYBOARD AND BOUGHT OUT ALL OTHER COMPANIES THAT SOLD NORMAL KEYBOARDS.

HOW DID YOU SURVIVE YOUR ENCOUNTER WITH THE KILLER RABBIT.

 

[Robert632]

I beat it back with one of your caps lock only keyboards.

How did you invent cancer?

 

[Cermax 360]

with 3 rabid monkey hands 5 poptarts 2gater tails and a blender

how did u eat your pants?

 

[Neonbob]

Simple. I removed them, seared them in some butter, then doused them in a bunch of A1. That shit makes nearly anything palatable.

How did you get Mike and Ike to rename their candy?

 

[War Penguin]

Told them to make a new candy product, and stop producing Mike and Ikes. No one knew the difference.

How did you achieve a bronze metal when you won the race?

 

[C.G.B.S]

Murdered first two contestants

How did you end the cold war?

 

[S4rdonyx]

Put on a jumper.

How did you contract endometriosis?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

With this bananaphone.

How did you get that ancient machine to work?

 

[Scde2]

I asked it nicely.

How did you save me?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

With a riot shield and lots of planning.

How did you kill the Grammar Nazis?

 

[Scde2]

With niceness.

How did you save the world?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

With spam.

How did spam save the world?

 

[Code Monkey]

Dr. Insano's hard drive shut down, causing his flaming monkey army to go berserk.

How did you kill Santa Christ?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Fusions never work.

How did you make a fanfic where you made Jesus and Santa the same guy and named him Santa Christ?

 

[Code Monkey]

Like this.


How did you destroy Mechagodzilla?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I wrote him out of the script.

How did you use console commands in real life?