capin Rob New member Apr 2, 2010 7,447 0 0 Jun 20, 2010 #6,381 You don't have social skills. Why am I so loved by women?
deadguynotyetburied New member Jun 3, 2010 322 0 0 Jun 20, 2010 #6,382 Your meds haven't worn off yet. How did I get in this conversation?
Safe in the Dark What is a man? Jun 5, 2010 11,861 0 0 Jun 20, 2010 #6,383 It all started with a mommy and a daddy.... Why am I shirtless and screaming at mice?
deadguynotyetburied New member Jun 3, 2010 322 0 0 Jun 20, 2010 #6,384 Your meds have worn off. How did the wood chuck chuck wood, in a petrified forest?
Ren3004 In an unsuspicious cabin Jul 22, 2009 28,357 0 0 Jun 20, 2010 #6,386 It was in my pants. How did you search my pants without my notice?
Safe in the Dark What is a man? Jun 5, 2010 11,861 0 0 Jun 20, 2010 #6,387 I have the hands of a safe-cracker. How did I make toast?
deadguynotyetburied New member Jun 3, 2010 322 0 0 Jun 20, 2010 #6,388 You made it from a packaged mix. How did you get anybody to eat it?
Safe in the Dark What is a man? Jun 5, 2010 11,861 0 0 Jun 20, 2010 #6,389 I threatened their lives How did they react?
deadguynotyetburied New member Jun 3, 2010 322 0 0 Jun 20, 2010 #6,390 Ate the yummy yummy toast. How did you know they're not already dead?
Safe in the Dark What is a man? Jun 5, 2010 11,861 0 0 Jun 20, 2010 #6,391 I ate their hands How did I eat their hands?
deadguynotyetburied New member Jun 3, 2010 322 0 0 Jun 20, 2010 #6,392 Presumably with ketchup. How did you survive the supernova?
UnusualStranger Keep a hat handy Jan 23, 2010 13,588 0 41 Jun 20, 2010 #6,393 Went into a wormhole. How did you build a huge magnifying glass?
superbatranger narf Apr 29, 2010 4,148 0 0 Jun 20, 2010 #6,394 Very carefully, of course. How did I win that prize?
capin Rob New member Apr 2, 2010 7,447 0 0 Jun 20, 2010 #6,395 A whole lot of duct tape. How did you find the last digit of pi?
deadguynotyetburied New member Jun 3, 2010 322 0 0 Jun 21, 2010 #6,396 I shook it till the last bit fell off. How did you get past the seven-headed demoness?
Safe in the Dark What is a man? Jun 5, 2010 11,861 0 0 Jun 21, 2010 #6,397 I used a Cardboard box. How did you make that cake?
Troublesome Lagomorph The Deadliest Bunny May 26, 2009 27,258 0 0 Jun 22, 2010 #6,398 Robots. How did you not see my robot army marching down the street?
Safe in the Dark What is a man? Jun 5, 2010 11,861 0 0 Jun 22, 2010 #6,399 I'm unconcious How did you not know that.
Troublesome Lagomorph The Deadliest Bunny May 26, 2009 27,258 0 0 Jun 22, 2010 #6,400 You were up and about a second ago. How did you loose consciousness so quickly?
