How did you do that?

[Safe in the Dark]

I was hit with a hammer

How did you build that tower?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

This is a tower defense game.

How did you fail to see something that was so glaringly obvious?

 

[Safe in the Dark]

I've been blinded by science.

How did you take all my base?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Bad spelling.

How did you catch on?

 

[Safe in the Dark]

You walked in,kicked me and said "All your base are belong to us."

How did you find me?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

You have a big quest marker on you. I knew where you were since the quest was started.

How did I complete such a random quest?

 

[Safe in the Dark]

You killed the emporer and found the golden egg.

How did you kill him?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Console commands.

How did I use console commands if this computer blocks them?

 

[Safe in the Dark]

You used my computer when I was out.

How did you get in my base?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

The door was open.

How did you hunt down and kill every friend I've ever had?

 

[Safe in the Dark]

I used a crossbow.

How did you find them?

 

[Spiner909]

By tracking your Twitter account.
How did you write an essay on the history of Native American internet tradition?

 

[capin Rob]

With a pen.

How did you figure out the Quantum Mecanichs of the flux capassitor.

 

[Neonbob]

I used a ____ for Dummies book...I am not a brilliant man.

How did you dislocate every bone in your body?

 

[War Penguin]

I jumped off of an airplane and landed on a cliff... the I jumped off the cliff.

How did you find the number of licks to reach the center of a Tootsiepop?

 

[Neonbob]

I took five tongues, stuck them on a revolving wheel, and counted the revolutions! Easy.
...I should probably give those tongues back though.

How did you leap through time?

 

[Scde2]

By killing somebody multiple times and taking his phone booth. What was his name Dr...damn who was it again?

How did I create 20000 posts in less then 4 months?

 

[Safe in the Dark]

Pharming.

How did I pick this avatar?

 

[Scde2]

It chose you!

How did I stop that nuclear bear from destroying the Escapist?

 

[Safe in the Dark]

You became an even bigger nuclear bear

How did you win?