How did you do that?

[Scde2]

I used a cheat code.

How did you cheat on your wife?

 

[Safe in the Dark]

I didn't,my evil twin did.

How did you build your house?

 

[War Penguin]

I got lumber and bricks and started building. No much to it.

How did you find the underground volcano under your house?

 

[deadguynotyetburied]

It introduced itself.

How did you get volcano insurance?

 

[Safe in the Dark]

I introduced the insurance agent to the volcano.

How did you get a house above a volcano?

 

[deadguynotyetburied]

Everybody else was waiting for the market to bottom out.

How did you know the paleontologist lied about the dinosaur in your kitchen?

 

[Neonbob]

I'm not blind, you know...the thing was only five feet tall. That's rather hard to miss.

How did you regain your wealth after blowing it all on hookers and coke?

 

[MisterMojo]

I did a couple of films I'm not very proud of.

How did you make such a successful sweatshop operation?

 

[Safe in the Dark]

I called it a summer camp.

How did you die?

 

[Lord George]

It involved an elephant and a lack of foresight.

How did you get in here?

 

[deadguynotyetburied]

Devil's out recruiting. I need to be gone before he gets back.

How did you find your way through the bureaucracy?

 

[deadguynotyetburied]

I won it as a prize in a Bass Fish-O-Matic tournament.

How did you drop your fishing pole through the ice cap?

 

[Lizmichi]

A gnome kicked me in the shin.
How did you're skin turn blue?

 

[Shemming]

I stayed in my freezer for to long.
How did you get round the world in 8 minutes?

 

[MisterMojo]

You would be amazed what one can do with twelve pounds of crack.

How did you find my pants?

 

[Darth Caelum]

You'd be amazed what one can do with Thirteen pounds of crack.

How did you find my Large amount of Vintage Coconut Shells?

 

[deadguynotyetburied]

I followed the coconut fairies.

How did you get out?

 

[Yarpie]

With the classic formula of will, violence and vasoline.

How did you make that old lady fall upwards?

 

[deadguynotyetburied]

Two corks and a clothespin, she couldn't expel the hot air.

How did you get a copyright on the Bible?