How did you do that?

[Nouw]

I think you mean Puppy, anyway I picked up the cat and tossed it away

How'd you beat Doom on Nightmare with 1 hand and a blindfold?

 

[deadguynotyetburied]

Actually when you play Doom with all the demons blindfolded and fighting with one hand, it gets a lot easier.

How did you find out I cheated?

 

[GoGummiBear]

I helped you do it...

How did you assassinte the Pope with nothing but a duck's egg?

 

[deadguynotyetburied]

I hid it among the easter eggs. Pope's allergic to duck, you see.

How did you convince the Cardinal not to eat all the Pope's easter eggs, as usual?

 

[AvsJoe]

I distracted him with a carrot on a stick. The only thing he likes more than eggs are carrots.

How did you get past the Vatican's tight security?

 

[deadguynotyetburied]

E-Bay.

How did you get rid of the rest of the poisoned eggs?

 

[Ekit]

I ate them.

How did you catch the parrot?

 

[Robert632]

With a knife in your throat.

How did you fly with a birds wings.

 

[Dragon_of_red]

With great difficulty.

How did you manage to eat all that pie?

 

[Robert632]

With liberal use of hot sauce.

How didn't you know that?

 

[deadguynotyetburied]

I slept through that decade.

How did you stay awake?

 

[Robert632]

With a pillow and a warm bed.

How did you stalk me?

 

[deadguynotyetburied]

We've been feeding you transmitter nanites for decades, foolish mortal.

How did you get through airport security?

 

[Robert632]

A staple in my face let me do...things.

How did you murder me?

 

[Crayzor]

I suffocated you with a warm naan.

How did you steal my lunch without me noticing?

 

[Robert632]

By slipping roofies into your morning cup of...whatever it is you drink.

How did you survive being frozen?

 

[deadguynotyetburied]

I'm Norwegian.

How did you know I'm still alive?

 

[Robert632]

The secret camera installed behind you.

How did you open the cemented shut cokkie jar?