How did you do that?

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By telling my brain to shut up.

How did you make your brain stop working?

 

[Nouw]

I became a zombie.

How did you survive 2012?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because it was an average year.

How did you survive he Ice Age?

 

[Nouw]

By moving to Mars!

How did you manage to defeat the Slender Man?

 

[havass]

By feeding him so he became the Obese Man.

How did you start the holocaust?

 

[TKretts3]

By resurrecting Hitler.
How did you get me Hitler's remains?

 

[The Boy in the Hat]

By digging up that carpark the Soviets buried him under (Shhh!)

How did you find me!?

 

[havass]

I downloaded your address off the internet.

How did you avenge Abraham Lincoln?

 

[BE4T]

I decided to put his face on the penny.
How did you eat those Beggin Strips?

 

[poisonpotato123]

with my mouth
how did you fire your lasers

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because I charged them first.

How did this thread get revived?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Because I was sending mental suggestions for poisonpotato to join The Escapist and also get this thread going again.

How did you get the leprechaun to give you his gold?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Told him where to get free pr0n.

How did you eat a poisonous potato?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Very carefully.

How did you win Christmas back for the orphans?

 

[Nouw]

I didn't. *Sly look

How did you manage to release Episode 3?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I fast forwarded to the apocalypse.

How did you not die in the explosion?

 

[SckizoBoy]

Because I can never die.

How did you manage to assemble the bomb with your feet?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Lot's of training.

How did you build a nuke using only your nose?

 

[SckizoBoy]

With telekinesis... yes, out of my nose.

How did you mine that uranium with only your wimple?

 

[Rinji]

This ability is being taught from generation to generation. I come from a family of uranium miners.

How did you survive my assassination attempt?