How did you do that?

[Kiltguy]

I fought like a cow.

Why do you get so smart?

 

[Nopodop]

I don't.

How did you break the adminium?

 

[deadguynotyetburied]

Polarized it.

How did you learn Frisian?

 

[Doc Gnosis]

Ordered a book on YeBay.

How did you keep your tongue on the jolokia for more than 10 seconds?

 

[Nouw]

I tied myself to a chair for 12 months

How did you prevent the apocalypse?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

The process can not be described in words, and you would not understand if it could.

How did you survive that jump off a cliff?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Parachute.

How did you not get injured after getting lit on fire?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

That is classified.

How did you infiltrate the Pentagon?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

They left the back door unlocked.

How did you cure cancer?

 

[TheeBassMasta]

The tears of Chuck Norris...my cancer will never be cured

how did you get Chuck Norris to cry?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I shot his kneecap off.

How did I become a grunt?