How did you do that?

[Neonbob]

I'm watching you, Goat.
Always watching.
^_^

How did you stir a batch of cookies with your finger?

 

[ZomgSharkz]

My mind is of a much larger size and thus is too busy comprehending all the complexities of the universe to know such trivial matters.

How did you break out of that paper sack?

 

[ZomgSharkz]

It wasn't easy, but if I told you, I would have to kill you (or I would actually have to think of something clever).

How is the decade going to end?

 

[Neonbob]

I'm going to sneeze too hard one day.
And hit the launch buttons.
[sup]Noooo...I'm always out of my head.
^_^
[/sup]
How did you avoid my kill team?

 

[Neonbob]

I'm always on here...it was bound to happen again.
And again.

How did you sprout horns from you eyebrows?

 

[Neonbob]

I thought it was a cool feature. You have the best headbutts ever.

How did you get a famous actor to give you lessons?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By being indestructible.

How did you out gay Gay Tony?

 

[Neonbob]

I didn't.
They shall never know X-D

How did you make a real life version of

Spoiler: Bugsy?

 

[Neonbob]

I ignored the stupid laws of gravity.
They think they're so high and mighty.
Well, I SURE SHOWED THEM!

How did you walk across fiery water?

 

[Neonbob]

Mass hypnosis is a wonderful thing.

How did you make a plane fly backwards?

 

[Neonbob]

Mind control. You didn't think he committed suicide on his own, did you?

How did you keep the imbecilic workers at McDonalds from putting tomato on your sandwich?

 

[Ren3004]

I stole all the tomatoes.


How did you get a job?

 

[Baby Eater]

with a college degree in pillaging

how did you lick the back of your knee?

 

[Ren3004]

I cut off my tongue.


How did you cut off your tongue without crying?

 

[Jaywebbs]

I'm a real man.

How did you get more cowbell.

 

[Ren3004]

I killed all the cows.


How did you resist me?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By kicking you in the crotch, you bloody rapist.

How did you evade the cops?

 

[Neonbob]

I blew up the bridge.
And all their cars.

How did you reload your rifle with only one hand?

 

[Ren3004]

I lowered it away from view.


How did you learn kung fu?

 

[Neonbob]

I ripped out a kung fu master's brain and ate it.
Works wonders sometimes.

How did you steal an election?