How did you do that?

[SteakHeart]

I stretched a condom over it.

How did I avoid mod wrath there?

 

[Ren3004]

You didn't, they decided to take you out once and for all.


How did you fly me to the moon?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

With a rocket.

How did you make Frank Sinatra sing at your wedding?

 

[Ren3004]

I dug up his corpse and put a speaker inside him.


How did you make me talk about "zombie Frank"?

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

By summoning his power

How do I know Tae Kwon Do?

 

[Neonbob]

I loaded into your brain.
Duh.

How did you flip over a building?

 

[Ren3004]

It was a card castle. Not very hard.
[sub]Good to see you.[/sub]

How did you make me laugh?

 

[Neonbob]

I simply showed up. And recited a good comedian for an hour.
[sup]D'awww. Didja miss me?
X-D[/sup]

How did you charge your batteries with a cat?

 

[Empireth]

I pushed very hard on your stomach at equal intervals, forcing air out of your lungs in a "HUH" sound.
I electrocuted it enough so there was a bunch of extra energy to charge the batteries with. Duh.

How did you prove the existence of watch gremlins. (You know, those things that purposely make your watch slower.)

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Buy catching one of the buggers in the act.

how did you become a metal legend in 10 seconds?

 

[Ren3004]

By dreaming. A lot.


How did you make this wonderful cookie?

 

[Empireth]

I bought it from the store, then claimed I'd baked it. You never knew the differ-- Aw, crap, now you do.

How did you frighten those little children?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By showing them my teeth.

How did you not be freaked out when you saw my yellow, crooked teeth.

 

[Neonbob]

I've seen stereotypical british people. Yours aren't that bad.

How did you make a dog float in midair?

 

[Ren3004]

Photoshop.


How did you become desensitized to all kinds of gore?

 

[Baby Eater]

by become a sadistic piece of toast

how did you kill 50 villagers without inviting me?

 

[Ren3004]

I had a lot of curry as a child.


How did you survive a headshot?

 

[Neonbob]

I have a very thick skull.

How did you put butter on both sides of a bagel?

 

[Baby Eater]

toasts are butter ninja!

how did you kill 50 villagers without inviting me

 

[Empireth]

I didn't know you, so I didn't invite you. Sorreh.

How did you expect someone you didn't know to know you?