How did you do that?

[Baby Eater]

by being ninja toast

how didn't you ninja a guy with shit connections

 

[Neonbob]

My neighbor replaced the cable with compacted, wrapped shit.
He really hates me.

How did you implant a child in someone's artery?

 

[Baby Eater]

by eating it

how did you like that "chili"

 

[Baby Eater]

so i could inherit fathers fortune,brother!

how did you not know about the fortune?

 

[Baby Eater]

by pretending to be babe ruths ghost

how did you get kicked out of the world series

 

[Baby Eater]

by video taping it and selling on ebay

how did the sales go?

 

[Neonbob]

They went well. Nobody went without buying something.
It's amazing what a large gun and death threats will do for you.

How did you elongate your neck?

 

[Neonbob]

I don't pay attention to any other cultures, so...

How did you make a simple thing seem like a big deal?

 

[Baby Eater]

whales really like toast o.o

how did you strap me to a nuke?

 

[Neonbob]

I snuck up on you while you slept.
And then I beat you with a stick.

How did you draw something with macaroni?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By being a pre-schooler. Those buggers are odd.

How did you make me listen to girly music?

 

[Neonbob]

I tricked you.
You were told it was great music, and once it was in, steel straps bound you to a chair.

You shook my soda!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

It was pay back you mofo!

How did you say Miley Sirus had talent. *shudders at the though*

 

[Neonbob]

I NEVER said that.
Your head is mishearing things.

How did you steal a monster truck?

 

[Baby Eater]

by telling a redneck foreigners made it

how did you watch the jonas brothers all the way through?

 

[Neonbob]

I got myself blindingly drunk.
Never mention this again.
The NINJA maid service

How did you burn water?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By the brain matter not contrasting enough and the room being dark.
But pouring burning oil into it.

How did you get me to sit in a dark room for so long?

 

[Neonbob]

I gave you LSD.
You thought the room was a marshmallow playland.

How did you survive a forty foot fall?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Hell if I know.

How did you destroy ever single anime related thing in the universe?

 

[Neonbob]

I made a special bomb.
Now you must make new stuff!

How did you invade the imagination?