How did you do that?

[Ren3004]

I shot myself. Turns out suicide doesn't solve anything.


How did you save the world?

 

[Baby Eater]

with my [HEADING=2] HAPPY TOAST (tm)[/HEADING] anythings possible

how did you repopulate the world after world war 3?

 

[Ren3004]

I cloned myself.


How did you get to Mars?

 

[Baby Eater]

a ladder of ren clones

how did you believe it wasn't butter?

 

[Jaywebbs]

Elementary my Dear Watson!

How did you get out of my basement!

 

[Baby Eater]

you locked it with twizzilers...

how did you learn to tie twizzilers?

 

[Ren3004]

Twizzler school.


How did you hear about my heroic deeds?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

It was in all the tabloids, along with pictures of you doing very unsanitary things.

How did you survive mercury poisoning?

 

[Baby Eater]

by eating more mercury
how did you steal the lucky charms?

 

[Ren3004]

I maxed out my sneak skill.


How did you stand 5 months of torture?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I didn't, I sat.

How did you not see that terrible pun coming?

 

[Baby Eater]

I was doing the torturing

how did you assassinate altiar

 

[Ren3004]

I made him get all the flags until he died of exhaustion.


How did you find me?

 

[Neonbob]

I shot five hundred rounds into the bushes.
You screamed.

How did you fix your ankle?

 

[Ren3004]

Duct tape.


How did you find someone who could not be seen?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I fired a BFG 9000 into the room. His charred corpse was easy to spot.

How did you get the money for a BFG 9000?

 

[Neonbob]

I robbed five million banks.

How did you found a rehab center?

 

[Ren3004]

With Google Maps.

How did you discover my evil plan?

 

[Baby Eater]

DUCK TAPE!

how did you kill the unkillable giant?

 

[SomethingUnrelated]

Stabbed him in the foot.

How did you not die from swallowing an armed nuke?