How did you do that?

[ThreeWords]

Big pockets

How do I get blimp sized pockets in my trousers?

 

[Neonbob]

You folded it up many, many times.

How did you vanish from my radar?

 

[Ren3004]

I'm a radar ninja.


How did you learn the ninja arts?

 

[ThreeWords]

from the ninja arts and crafts course

How did you learn the Ninja textiles?

 

[Neonbob]

I focused, and was taught how to sew without a needle or thread.

How did you download an entire game onto a flash drive?

 

[Ren3004]

I have a 1TB flash drive.


How did you survive being attacked with a spoon?

 

[Neonbob]

I attacked back. With a salad fork.

How did you get TV beamed into your brain?

 

[Ren3004]

I hooked my brain to the antenna.


How did you get firefox installed in your car?

 

[Neonbob]

I have a supercomputer in the trunk.
It's awesome.

How did you take my epic items?

 

[Ren3004]

With a sneak skill of 85.


How did you level up so fast?

 

[Neonbob]

Ugh. Hours upon hours of grinding...

How did you fight off the entire British army?

 

[Ren3004]

With a slingshot.


How did you kill me?

 

[Neonbob]

With a very cunning plan that involved badgers.

How did you replace your head with a salami?

 

[Ren3004]

I sewed it.

How did you turn me into a fanfiction writer?

 

[Baby Eater]

by reviving this thread

how did you park the titanic in ohio

 

[KiruTheMant]

by having godzilla carry it

How did you stop toast from falling butter side down

 

[Baby Eater]

with a gyroscope

how did you get in my house?

 

[KiruTheMant]

I picked your windows,and also used a knife

How did you see me sneaking up behind your ready to rape?

 

[Baby Eater]

wait wha- *rape* AHHH!!

how did you evade the henchman

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

He had the mind of a 2 year old. I gave him a stuffed gorilla and hit him on the head with a flower pot. [sup]Cookie for reference.[/sup]

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