How did you do that?

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By not thinking it was a perverted to start with.

How did you take it in that sort of context?

 

[Baby Eater]

whenever we talk I try to find something perverted from you

how did you worship your [HEADING=2] TOAST GOD[/HEADING] today?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I didn't. My God likes toast, but is not made of toast.

How did you fire mistletoe at me?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I didn't, for [HEADING=2]PANCAKES[/HEADING] will always be better.
I used my Mistle-Toe-Cannon (Pat. Pend.).

How did you rise to the heights of divinity?

 

[Baby Eater]

with my many followers

how did you become such a TRAITOR!?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By shouting "Betraying is for cool people!"

How did you write a book called "Traitor?!"

 

[Baby Eater]

his will is strong. get the mind butter!

how did you become the priest of toast-ism?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By flattering the toast god.

How did you destroy my village.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I accidentally dropped my economy sized bottle of lube and the resulting earthquake was quite disastrous.

How did you make me drop my economy sized bottle of lube?

 

[Baby Eater]

with my toasty powers

[HEADING=2] I saw you useing margarine! [/HEADING]

how did you survive the butter flood?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By using a fat man as a shield.

How did you solve world hunger?

 

[Baby Eater]

by flooding the world with butter

how did you solve world obesity?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By making fat people run on treadmills to power our cities.

How did you ruin my system?

 

[Baby Eater]

by inventing the generator
how do you like my invention?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I hate it.

How did you make obesity a problem again?

 

[Baby Eater]

more butter floods

how did you out buy donald trump?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By making Donald Trump poor.

How did you sail the pacific?

 

[Baby Eater]

with a stone boat

how did you break the laws of physics?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By being awesome.

How did you create a new god?

 

[Baby Eater]

by being an awesome [HEADING=2] TOAST[/HEADING] deitiy

how have you not converted yet?