How did you do that?

[Ren3004]

With the help of your robot.


How did you divide by zero?

 

[Souplex]

Chutzpa.

How did you find the truth?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Chutzpa.

How did you get so much chutzpa?

 

[Ren3004]

From the chutzpa shop.


How did you become faster that your own shadow?

 

[Dr Namgge]

it's an optical illusion. I match my skin colour to that of the background, but still cast a shadow, at the same time as Jerry projects a hologram of me that casts no shadow.

How did you survive that fall?

 

[Ren3004]

With a jetpack.


How did you get a jetpack?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Winning the lottery and making illogical decisions.

How did you punch that giraffe?

 

[Ren3004]

With my foot.


How did you get so tall?

 

[Neonbob]

I jumped.

How did you snap your fingers faster than a drummer?

 

[Ren3004]

I'm a ninja.


How did you snap your fingers faster than a ninja?

 

[therealsomeguy]

I learnt from Chuck Norris

How did you avoid the monkeys?

 

[Ren3004]

I hid in the shadows.


How did you miss the fish in the barrel?

 

[KiruTheMant]

I was using a rubber band

How did 18 spiders eat each other?

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

Simple: 17 ate each other and the last one ate itself until it imploded.

How did you survive a mauling of leprechauns?

 

[Baby Eater]

I jumped up on to a 5 foot shelf

how did you save the space cows?

 

[Ren3004]

I gave them space grass..


How did you steal my steel bat?

 

[Baby Eater]

magnet
how did you find the square root of pi?

 

[Ren3004]

With my superior intelligence.


How did you give me superior intelligence?

 

[Neonbob]

I was bored with talking to morons.

How did you clap three hundred times in one second?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I'm on crystal meth.

How did you make that kitten rise from the dead?