How did you do that?

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Crack. It makes any sandwich instantly better.

How did you eat so many of my sandwiches and not become addicted to crack?

 

[Timotei]

Because I'm already addicted to it.

How do you make fuckyeahsium?

 

[Ren3004]

With the secret ingredients.

How did you find the secret ingredients?

 

[ThreeWords]

They can be made form the same elements found in the compound awesome dioxide (AO2), but there is no known way to crack this molecule into it's components

How did I find a lump of awesome dioxide?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

You checked under my bed, where I keep all of my excess Awesome.

How did you grow teeth out your eyes?

 

[ThreeWords]

I am a tooth-elemental

[sup]I thought the avatar made that obvious...[/sup]

How did you not know that?

 

[Ren3004]

I don't pay much attention to NINJAS.


How did you bite me?

 

[Timotei]

Because he can.

Why is my history class full of idiots?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Divine punishment for all of those orphans you killed.

How did you kill so many orphans?

 

[Ren3004]

Lots of free time.


How did you burn fire?

 

[ThreeWords]

I'm that good

Are you?

 

[Ren3004]

Yes. Even better actually.


How did you perfect perfection?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

By being born.

How did you break the periodic table?

 

[Ren3004]

I dropped water on potassium.


How did you make a potassium bomb?

 

[therealsomeguy]

I dropped potassium on water

How did you see what i did there?

 

[Ren3004]

With my ears.


How did you beat me at my own game?

 

[therealsomeguy]

Same way i beat Yahtzee at his own game

How did the world come to be?

 

[Ren3004]

It was created by me.


How did you avoid controversy?

 

[therealsomeguy]

I ducked.

How did you solve the puzzle?

 

[Ren3004]

It had two pieces. It wasn't hard.


How did you fail a 2-piece puzzle?