How did you do that?

[XIII's Number XIV]

Death gave it to me.

How did you escape the Escapist?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By finding a better site.

How did you think Twilight was good?

 

[Ren3004]

Must...resist... brain damage joke...
I like vampires with bad haircut.


How did you make a good video game movie?

 

[SimpleChimp]

You told me it was toothpaste!

How did you dodge a bullet? A bullet, for christ's sake!?

Spoiler: ooc the answer

You see dodging a bullet is alot like dodging a train. You just move out of the way.

Well, i first made the idea for the movie, then developed the game, then directed the movie. So i was able to craft both and finish them with the single intent of. . . Actually i sold my soul to Satan.

How did you Win a Pulitzer?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Well, I didn't so much "win" it. More like "stealing it from William Faulkner".

How did you eat that Xbox?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I was run down by a steamroller.

[sub]I can't take it any more! AAAAAAHHHHHH...!
*Dives out window*[/sub]

How did you make me commit suicide?

 

[Metric Monkey]

I was on drugs.

How did you drink twenty bottles of beer without getting drunk? It wasn't light beer you were drinking.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

In my defense, it was water with "Beer, very freaking heavy. For big arse bikers only."

How did you not see through my ruse?

 

[Neonbob]

I was on the ground with a flare gun.

How did you survive me hitting you with a semi?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Who says they let me? A baseball bat to the head is as good as asking where I come from.

How did you attach that cannon to your forehead?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

One word: jetpack.

How did you survive that jetpack explosion while 600 feet in the air?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

My gun misfired while I was trying to pull a practical joke on him.

How did you lose both of your eyes?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Whisky helps. And LSD. And the little blue fairies who tell me to burn things.

How did you learn the Five Point Palm Exploding Heart technique?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I looked in your schedule and saw that you were planning to use it on me.

How did you grow that glorious beard overnight?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I listened to it nonstop for three years. The words have now been etched into my brain.

How did you play the trumpet so well without any prior lessons?

 

[linchowlewy]

in a figure 8 >.>

How did you get your cat to fly?

 

[Ren3004]

I attached wings to its back.


How did you make me break down and cry?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I shot your flying cat with lightning.

How did you become Death?

 

[Sam G]

Nicked off with his scythe and hood while he was taking a shower.

How did you repopulate the chinchilla race, bearing in mind you're the only survivor?

 

[Ren3004]

Cloning.


Then how did you make females?