How did you do that?

[SteakHeart]

Because i'm Hideo Kojjima.

How can you turn your pancreas inside-out?

 

[Ren3004]

Double-joints.


How did you become Batman?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

He told me to take his place.

How did you eat a car?

 

[Ren3004]

Patience, my good sir, patience... AND A TONGUE LIKE A BULLWHIP.


How can you still listen to that?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

It never gets boring.

How the hell did you get mistletoe toe in a crevasse in a glacier?

 

[Ren3004]

Patience, my goo... *gets murdered by swollen goat*


How did you kill me?

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

WITH A TONGUE LIKE A BULLWHIP *gets murdered by Swollen Goat*

How did you let me do this?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By standing idle.

How did you make such good music?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I lured him in with gold paint. Gold lead-based paint.

How did you murder two people for using your catchphrase?

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

I wore an apron, murder is messy...

How did you rickroll all of your friends?

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

It took rope, lots and lots of rope.

How did you kick that fence?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By reaching out with my leg.

Where did you get that suspicious sausage?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Money, my good firey thing, money. AND A SHOP RIGHT DOWN THE STREET!

How did you decide we'd answer all questions in that format from now on?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By saying "lol, whut?"

How did you create a meme?

 

[Xero Scythe]

By saying "Roftlcopter, the cake is a l-"
*strangling sounds can be heard*
sorry, my hands stopped me before i could say it.

how did you punt the dog over the 20 foot fence?

 

[SomeGuyNamedKy]

I used steroids, way too many.

How did you clean your keyboard?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

With cleaning cloths.

How did you make that man explode?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I didn't, and it's still filthy.
[sub]Is that a page of the Dead Sea Scrolls? And Jimmy Hoffa?[/sub]
I fed him a C4 and dynamite sammich.

How did you make El Jefe speak?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By shocking his lower body part.

How did you become franken chinchilla?

 

[Neonbob]

By messing with the wrong mad scientist.

How did you mix up nitroglycerin and kool aid?