How did you do that?

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

...with ventriloquism.
...because you gave me they key by accident.

How do you make crawfish attack people?

 

[lxl_c0d3m0nk3y_lxl]

i bit through the wall

Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

 

[Disaster Button]

...with Magic Fingers.
...inside the centre of a Plant.

How did you live through that Musical?

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

Technically, I'm dead, so I didn't.

How did you spell center, centre?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By being British.

How did you call a Tyre a Tire?

 

[Disaster Button]

...because I can spell correctly.
...because I love to cause debates over pronunciation.

How did you jump through the Rabbit Hole?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because it was a teleportation pad disguised as a rabbit hole.

How did you bend time and space?

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

I am that awesome.

How did you shoot flames out of your neck?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

By dropping trou. My wang is just that epic.
I had a flamethrower surgically installed in there.

How did you survive being burned alive?

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

I didn't burn. I formed myself like this.

How did you survive the operation?

 

[Disaster Button]

I made sure they were careful with my new vagina.

How did you eat that entire plant?

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

I was quite hungry.

How did you know about the goat?

 

[Disaster Button]

The sheep told me, they can never keep their mouths shut, honestly they just. never. stop.

How did you not castrate that horse?

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

Oh, I did, you just didn't notice because I gave him fake testicles.

How did you like my assloaf?

 

[Disaster Button]

It was a bit dry and not very plump. Sorreh.

Could you taste the Fudge in my Asscake?

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

Honestly, no, But I DID taste an unusual twang, almost like pineapple.

How do you survive in zero gravity?

 

[Disaster Button]

sounds like a set up for a joke

Eat so much cake that even the lack of gravity can't effect you.

How did you even make sense of that?
looks like we forgot the forum rules when asking our questions, us crazy kids..

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By using twisted logic.

How do you use twisted logic so effectively?

 

[ThreeWords]

It omes of having a twisted mind

Shall I twist yours for you?

 

[Empireth]

By showing people my avatar. They stop questioning what I say.
No thanks, I think mine's twisted enough... I think I understand my avatar.

How do you light water on fire?