How did you do that?

Baby Eater · Nov 6, 2009

by calling you fat

how did you get so fat?

KiruTheMant · Nov 6, 2009

I ate your avatar

Why are you so delicious?

Baby Eater · Nov 6, 2009

my crust is made of win and my crumbs are pwn

how did you butter me?

btw the question format is how did you.....? so your question would be how did you become so delicious

Spaghetti · Nov 6, 2009

With my butter gun

How did you find the meaning of Liff? (Liff, not life, but Liff)

CanOfBeans · Nov 6, 2009

used a dictionary

how did you get out of that box?

Neonbob · Nov 6, 2009

I always have a knife. Always.

How did you all manage without me?

KiruTheMant · Nov 6, 2009

We put up a scarecrow and lopped off its head,was a clone of you.

How did I beat chuck norris?

Neonbob · Nov 6, 2009

You shot him in the face with a shotgun.
And it was glorious.

How did you hide in the shadow of a penny?

CanOfBeans · Nov 6, 2009

by inlarging the penny with my bigulator

how did you survive that lolcat attack?

Neonbob · Nov 6, 2009

I shut off my brain.
*reboot*

How did you solve my massive dilemma?

KiruTheMant · Nov 6, 2009

By hitting it with a stick

How did I put a car in your car so you could drive while you drive?

Neonbob · Nov 6, 2009

I had a really big car. You stuck a Smart Car in it.

How did you ninja me by ten minutes?

Pm0n3y · Nov 6, 2009

Precise Timing and luck. That, or your server is shot.

How did you become president?

Ren3004 · Nov 6, 2009

I take a milk shower every day.

How did you miss the fact that you're running out of milk?

Neonbob · Nov 6, 2009

Well, I don't really drink milk, so...

How did you survive me shoving a blowtorch into your eye socket?

FairlyFrightenedFeline · Nov 6, 2009

I have flame retardent eyes

How did Sherlock Holmes solve the puzlle?

KiruTheMant · Nov 6, 2009

Hal 9000,a Rubix Cube,and a Sledgehammer.
and the note you left saying "I DID IT!".

How did you do the macarana?

Ren3004 · Nov 6, 2009

I built it with my hands.

How did you survive the Apocalypse?

CanOfBeans · Nov 6, 2009

by causing it and protecting myself from what it is

how did you know about my evil plans?

Neonbob · Nov 6, 2009

I stole your diary.
Who is this "Bubba?"

How did you hit someone with a telephone pole?