How did you do that?

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Extreme political manipulation.

How did you get into my office?

 

[Neonbob]

I broke the door down.

How did you sponsor me?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By giving you money.

How did you start a war?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Started a food fight in the U.N. It got out of hand.

How did you walk on water?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I cast a spell.
By changing them?

How did you forget I was a mage?

 

[Neonbob]

You hadn't done any magic in ages...

How did you celebrate Sesame Street's birthday?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By jumping on Big Bird's car.

How did you kill off the best character in the series?

 

[orangebandguy]

With an axe.

How did you manage to destroy the holy grail?

 

[TheSeventhLoneWolf]

With a holy hand grenade.

How did you manage to aquire rocketshoes?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I used console commands.

How did you enable the console in real life?

 

[Ren3004]

I pressed the ~ button. Duh...


How did you celebrate Christmas before time?

 

[therealsomeguy]

I went to the north pole and kidnapped santa

How did you avoid falling over on the ice?

 

[Ren3004]

With a jetpack.


How did you survive the jetpack explosion?

 

[therealsomeguy]

I didnt

How did you respawn before me?

 

[Ren3004]

Lag.


How did you get rid of the lag?

 

[therealsomeguy]

I cleared my cookies

How did you eat all the choc-chip ones?

 

[Ren3004]

When you weren't looking.

How did you leave me alone with the cookies?

 

[Neonbob]

I left to get more.

How did you see into the future?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

using a smelloscope of course, the sense of smell travels faster than light it's jsut that they wouldn't expect it

how did you do that back flipping hatchet attack?

 

[Neonbob]

I was trained by spetznaz.

How did you follow me for three miles?