How did you do that?

[therealsomeguy]

A carrot on a stick.

What smells like burning?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Your guitar, from you shredding so hard.

How did you make the mistake of not asking a "How did you..." question?

 

[KiruTheMant]

I did?

How did a medic sap my Sandvich?

 

[Timotei]

He was in ur lunchbox, eatin ur foodz.

How did you kill Bobby Kotick. (please be gruesome)

 

[Neonbob]

I ripped his head off and shoved it into his rectum.
Good enough for ya?

How did you fit a dinosaur onto a sandwich?

 

[KillerH]

By slicing it really thin.

How did you not get interrupted by Kayne West?

 

[Timotei]

I had a security check for gay fish at the door.

Why did you get interrupted by Kayne West?

 

[Neonbob]

I stopped talking for three seconds.
Don't worry. He won't be walking for a while.
I shove a mic stand up his ass.

How did you fill the septic tank in a day?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Bean burritos and black coffee.

How did you empty the septic tank in a day?

 

[Timotei]

I blew it up.

How did you clean up the mess from the septic tank?

 

[Neonbob]

I hired a bunch of Mexicans.

How did you sew all of my underwear into a flag?

 

[Pimppeter2]

I used the force

How did you steal all my fruit loops!?!

 

[Neonbob]

I beat you in the head with a box of Coco Puffs and ran off with your Loops!
Muahaha!

How did you locate the lost city of Beautiful Women?

 

[Timotei]

I check Mapquest.

How did you cause WTC?

 

[Neonbob]

I...watered the cactus?
I don't really know...I'm going to blame sleepwalking.

How did you sink an iceberg?

 

[KiruTheMant]

14 Paperclips and and Paperclip Hammer to the side

How did you celebrate my birthday

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

By hitting you in the face with a burning cake.

How did you survive the burning cake?

 

[Pimppeter2]

By getting you really drunk and hooking you up with my Janitor!

How did you make the coffee?

 

[Timotei]

I put laxatives in your cake.

How did you become The One?

 

[KiruTheMant]

I ate Neo

How did all 3 of you Ninja each other?
At least I hope he got ninja'd at Pimp <.<