How did you do that?

[SomethingUnrelated]

Using my chainsaw teeth.

How did you destroy the fabric of the Universe?

 

[orangebandguy]

My sewing machine malfunctioned.


How does Alan Rickman ever get foreign parts in films?

 

[Ren3004]

Because he bribed all the directors.


How did you uncover the truth?

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

By teaming up with Nicholas Cage.

How did you know...?

 

[Ren3004]

I read it in a book.


How did you learn the Internet by heart?

 

[archi-p]

google

why are you staring at the screen

 

[Ren3004]

I'm waiting for a "How did you..." question.


How did you beat an impossible challenge?

 

[archi-p]

i tried too hard

how did you notice when i didnt

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

Nothing is impossible...except Rubix cubes.

I distracted you first.

How did you catch on fire?

 

[Ren3004]

I didn't listen to my mom's advice.


How did you become immortal?

 

[archi-p]

i stared at the sun to long

how did you kill a rabit with those hands
edit: it'll work

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

I used my bear hands.

How did you turn into water?

 

[Ren3004]

With magic.


How did you use magic as an excuse for everything?

 

[Neonbob]

I'm a wizard.

How did you take down an entire server farm?

 

[Ren3004]

With an EMP.


How did you stay away from us for so long?
[sub]Hi, Neon.[/sub]

 

[therealsomeguy]

I stuffed him in a box

How did that whale nuking trip turn out?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Don't ask me. Ask neon. I am not neon.

How did you feel after headbanging for six days strait?

 

[SteakHeart]

Like a million bucks.

How did you fire bullets from wepon fast at Combines, then run like speed of light to motorcycle?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By knowing that bullet from gun was not fast enough.

How did you use fist to fight Combines faster than bullet?

 

[SteakHeart]

I had to kill Combines, and bullets too slow.

How did you become saver of humens?