How did you do that?

[Neonbob]

I put a tracer beacon on it.
It's never lost now!

How did you kill the Overlord?

 

[Ren3004]

With my fists.


How did you kill me?

 

[Neonbob]

I stabbed you five hundred times.
In the face.

How did you skip all your classes today?

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

I was sick.

How did you get so many posts?

 

[Ren3004]

I skipped classes today.


How did you turn the Moon into cheese?

 

[Neonbob]

I have a giant transmogrification ray!
It's handy.

How did you get a statue made in three hours?

 

[Ren3004]

It was a cheese statue.


How did you steal all my socks?

 

[Neonbob]

I snuck in while you slept and took them out of your drawer.

How did you get into the social circle?

 

[Ren3004]

I bought my way in.


How did you sleep for 2 days straight?

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

I stayed up for 2 days straight.

How did you climb that building using your hands?

 

[Ren3004]

I was holding a rope in my hands.


How did you burn yourself with water?

 

[Neonbob]

I have really strong fingers. I pushed them into the outer wall and made my own hand holds.
It was blessed...damn priests.

How did you hover in midair?

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

Anti-gravity boots.

How did you touch the sky?

 

[Ren3004]

With my hand.


How did you steal my brain?

 

[Ren3004]

I don't know.


How did you get carried away?

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

I poured Tobasco sauce on an ant hill. Turns out it makes them really hyper.

How did you eat that octopus without choking?

 

[Ren3004]

It was dead.


How did you eat a live bear?

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

I killed it.

How did you avoid the spikes?

 

[Ren3004]

They were 2 inch long. I jumped.


How did you think that 2 inch long spikes would kill me?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

You are so very short, I just assumed they were long enough.

How did you get so short?