How did you do that?

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I cheated and stole the money.

How did you blow up the moon?

 

[Timotei]

I crashed a satellite into it.

How did you survive the massacre?

 

[oppp7]

I used hypnosis.

How did you eat an entire submarine?

 

[Ren3004]

I have very strong teeth.


How did you drink an entire ocean?

 

[Dr Namgge]

It was easy, the hard part was finding a toilet that didn't overflow when I pee'd.

How did you glue yourself outside the fifth story carpark windows?

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

...carparks don't have windows.

How did you build that robot?

 

[Ren3004]

With the help of your robot.


How did you divide by zero?

 

[Souplex]

Chutzpa.

How did you find the truth?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Chutzpa.

How did you get so much chutzpa?

 

[Ren3004]

From the chutzpa shop.


How did you become faster that your own shadow?

 

[Dr Namgge]

it's an optical illusion. I match my skin colour to that of the background, but still cast a shadow, at the same time as Jerry projects a hologram of me that casts no shadow.

How did you survive that fall?

 

[Ren3004]

With a jetpack.


How did you get a jetpack?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Winning the lottery and making illogical decisions.

How did you punch that giraffe?

 

[Ren3004]

With my foot.


How did you get so tall?

 

[Neonbob]

I jumped.

How did you snap your fingers faster than a drummer?

 

[Ren3004]

I'm a ninja.


How did you snap your fingers faster than a ninja?

 

[therealsomeguy]

I learnt from Chuck Norris

How did you avoid the monkeys?

 

[Ren3004]

I hid in the shadows.


How did you miss the fish in the barrel?

 

[KiruTheMant]

I was using a rubber band

How did 18 spiders eat each other?