How did you do that?

[Neonbob]

My phone was dead...and my internet was being hijacked.

How did you smother a baby with a lettuce leaf?

 

[Neonbob]

I watch all baby smotherings...
Most kids I'm around are blue...

How did you ignore the flashing sign?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By being a hard core pilot.

How did you turn the moon into a tv screen?

 

[Amzer]

You know no more than to get yourself in Those situations.

How do you know that there is a man behind the curtain?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By not eating the sun dried tomatoes.

How did you go to Mars without anybody knowing?

Aha ha ha ha ha is that from ATHF!!!

hahaha, i was going to put "cookie for reference." My lord sir, you knew the reference!

OT: By using the dreaded "wall of text nojutstu."
By getting ninja'd by him.

How did you make my internet so bad?

 

[Baby Eater]

By offering him some delicious (ostrich) eggs.

How did you make that perverted? (I'm looking at you Mr. Toast...)

I wasn't even here!
OT the answer to your non-existent question is 7

how did you forget a question?

 

[Amzer]

You...er...uh...Kill yourself? Head Injury? I dunno...

How did you get killed by a soda machine?

 

[Neonbob]

I was busy stepping on children.
It fell on me from outer space...

How did you break the fourth wall?

 

[Amzer]

I leaned on it.

How did you survive the aura of my epicness?

 

[Neonbob]

My own buffer of Awesomeness.

How did you enchant a french fry?

 

[Baby Eater]

using nitroglycyrin

how did you survive the supernova caused by that?

 

[Amzer]

I bubble-hearthed.

How does toast talk? How does toast enter a forum?