How did you do that?

[Baby Eater]

by being a toast god

how does a non-moving picture of a non-existent man get on a forum?

 

[Amzer]

Nonexisting men, in nonexisting armor are just that awesome.

How are you not eaten on a daily basis?

Ouuuch, ninjaed...
You simply type a random answer.

How are you not eaten on a daily Basis?

 

[Neonbob]

I punch people who try to bite me.

How did you get that smell out of your shoe?

 

[Baby Eater]

by putting a skunk in it

how did you get the new smell out?

 

[Amzer]

I didn't. I gave you all common cold.

How does a fat cat, who is clearly smaller than you...crush you?

 

[Baby Eater]

wait...wha?

how did you confuse me?

 

[Neonbob]

Someone filled it with lead.
I ran circles of illogic around you.

How did you crash a tank?

 

[Amzer]

I killed the driver...And ran, screaming like a little girl.

How did you survive the tank crashing into you?

 

[Baby Eater]

don't drink and drive....
vohw did joo rade tis dryunk tipe¿

 

[Amzer]

don't drink and drive....
vohw did joo rade tis dryunk tipe¿

Answer my quuuuestion....

 

[Spaghetti]

With extreme difficulty...

How did you find the Holy Grail?

EDIT: gah! Don't de-rail it now!

 

[Amzer]

I bribed Indiana Jones to get it for me.

How did you know I found it?

 

[Baby Eater]

you let me take vodka shots with it

how did you find the holy lampshade?

 

[Neonbob]

I cheated...just poked holes in a lampshade...yeah.

How did you make your bed every day for a year?

 

[Amzer]

I didn't. I have a hologram for that illusion.

How did you find the Holy Couch?

 

[Baby Eater]

shotguns make everything holy [HEADING=2] Ba-dum-tish[/HEADING]

how did you find my holy shotgun?

 

[Amzer]

It was under your bed...Beside the bars of gold.

How did you find the murderer?

 

[Baby Eater]

by looking for mr.lawrence in the library with a candlestick

how did you evade the fangirls?