How did you do that?

[Neonbob]

Someone filled it with lead.
I ran circles of illogic around you.

How did you crash a tank?

 

[Amzer]

I killed the driver...And ran, screaming like a little girl.

How did you survive the tank crashing into you?

 

[Baby Eater]

don't drink and drive....
vohw did joo rade tis dryunk tipe¿

 

[Amzer]

don't drink and drive....
vohw did joo rade tis dryunk tipe¿

Answer my quuuuestion....

 

[Spaghetti]

With extreme difficulty...

How did you find the Holy Grail?

EDIT: gah! Don't de-rail it now!

 

[Amzer]

I bribed Indiana Jones to get it for me.

How did you know I found it?

 

[Baby Eater]

you let me take vodka shots with it

how did you find the holy lampshade?

 

[Neonbob]

I cheated...just poked holes in a lampshade...yeah.

How did you make your bed every day for a year?

 

[Amzer]

I didn't. I have a hologram for that illusion.

How did you find the Holy Couch?

 

[Baby Eater]

shotguns make everything holy [HEADING=2] Ba-dum-tish[/HEADING]

how did you find my holy shotgun?

 

[Amzer]

It was under your bed...Beside the bars of gold.

How did you find the murderer?

 

[Baby Eater]

by looking for mr.lawrence in the library with a candlestick

how did you evade the fangirls?

 

[Neonbob]

I didn't. I just killed them all.
It was great.

How did you recognize me in a beard?

 

[Raven's Nest]

You were holding a "nuke the whales" protest sign...

How did you complete the impossible puzzle?

 

[Magnatek]

I cut it in half.
[sub]Gordian knots are tough unless you do that.[/sub]
How did you find the key to the Ark of the Covenant?

 

[Baby Eater]

by calling a locksmith.

how did you get a meteor pregnant?

 

[Caligulove]

I had NASA fire a giant payload inside, studied the dust plumes when they became in range 9 months later


How did you get that footage of Carrie Prejean?

 

[Baby Eater]

tiny camera

how did you get a tiny camera on her?

 

[therealsomeguy]

Crossbow

How did you smuggle a crosbow in here?

 

[Baby Eater]

paris hiltons bajingo

how did you meet paris hilton?