How did you do that?

[Neonbob]

I stuck it in a fat lady's rolls.
I quite liked it.

How did you fit a car into a bottle?

 

[Neonbob]

I got a gigantic glass blower.

How did you shatter a mountain?

 

[Teh_Doomage]

I asked a bottle making company.


How did you pay for the massive bottle?

 

[Neonbob]

I stabbed people until they paid me.

How did you fly a missile?

 

[Teh_Doomage]

Cowboy style, hat-waving and all.

How did you shoot your eye out?

 

[Neonbob]

Stupid paper clip gun...

How did you blow your fingers off with a sneeze?

 

[Teh_Doomage]

Nuclear Sneeze.

How did you feed the mouthless?

 

[Baby Eater]

tubes in places I'd rather not say

how did you fistfight an army of hobos and live?

 

[Cargando]

With fists of iron! And balls of steel. And shoes of gold (they got stolen later on).

How did you perform surgery blindfolded?

 

[Ren3004]

With protective gloves, glasses and a bullet-proof vest.


How did you get so many posts?

 

[Neonbob]

I am here far too much.

How did you dodge my bullet?

 

[Cargando]

I didn't - the bullet dodged me.

How did you manage to patent oxygen?

 

[Ren3004]

Lavoisier forgot to sign his claim.


How did you become the richest person in the world?

 

[Cargando]

Prostitution. And smart business investments. But mostly prostitution.

How did you manage to destroy the Sydney harbour bridge using only one fingernail, a koala, a teddy bear and a small robotic emu?

 

[Ren3004]

The robotic emu had a bomb that could be triggered with a fingernail.


How did you fix the fourth wall?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I used mortar to fix it.

How did you break the fourth wall again?

 

[Ren3004]

With my fist.


How did you break the fifth wall?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

With rockets.

How did you not that Panzer outside?

 

[Ren3004]

How did I what?


How did you kill an immortal being?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By forgetting to put "see" in my last post.

How did you not tell me I forgot to put "see" before?