How did you do that?

[mirage20]

I ignored it.


how did you invent the snow?

 

[Keepitclean]

USING MY MAD BIKE SKILLZ AND A FREEZER

how did you eat an ENTIRE antelope?

 

[mirage20]

through the use of five roast dinners over five days.

how did you dodge that ten tonne skickle brick when a piece of celery duck taped to it?

 

[mirage20]

I used a laser mounted on a AC-130 (expensive, but it was all worth it)

how did i just do that?

 

[Erja_Perttu]

easily!

How did you lose fourteen stone in a day?!

 

[Kud]

Cut it off with a chainsaw!

How did you eat all those babies?!?!

 

[Ren3004]

I was hungry, OK?


How did you eat all those cabbages?

 

[Nouw]

I haven't eaten in 3 days and besides, everyone loves Cabbage!

How did you get your hands on Duke Nukem Forever?

 

[Ren3004]

In my dreams.


How did you bring Duke Nukem Forever from the dream world?

 

[Neonbob]

I kicked all the producers in the head until they finished it.

How did you find out it was me?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Well, you scrawled "Neonbob was here" on the wall in red crayon.

How did you forget you did that?

 

[Disaster Button]

Because it wasn't me! Dun dun dun.

How did you like my use of a classic dramatic noise?

 

[Neonbob]

I liked it a lot.

How did you discover the maker of potato johnson?

 

[Disaster Button]

Time travel.

How did you discover clouds are the products of sheep that have had their legs cut off?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I asked God.

How did you not know I'd say that?

Cut it off with a chainsaw!

How did you eat all those babies?!?!

Yay, you changed your avatar back. I liked this one.

 

[Neonbob]

I don't listen to your inner voice.

How did you get killed by rain?

 

[Disaster Button]

It was made of acid and knives.

How did you escape the clutches of the evil gnome cult?

 

[Neonbob]

I kicked them all in the head and walked out.
They're really short, you know.

How did you escape my dungeon?

 

[War Penguin]

You left the door unlocked.

How did you flee from my minions?

 

[Neonbob]

I stepped on all their heads and ran out the door.

How did you get Fred to leap into the stratosphere?