How did you do that?

[Disaster Button]

I haven't yet, sadly. But I plan to. That or just throw Russia at him.

How did you know that it was Old Man Jenkins all along?

 

[Queen Michael]

He told me. Duh.

How did you get through the entire War and Peace in two days?

 

[Disaster Button]

With my machine gun.

How did you manage to survive that stampeed of elephants?

 

[Queen Michael]

Running like hell.

How did you manage to get Alice Cooper's autograph?

 

[Ren3004]

Dark magic.

How did you survive my dark magic?

 

[War Penguin]

Aimed my magical flashlight at it.

How did you manage to run a gang?

 

[Neonbob]

I shot everyone who opposed me.
You'd be surprised how well that works.

How did you tune your car so it had 4000 horsepower?

 

[Neonbob]

Lots of punches.
And some shovels.

How did you scratch a pattern into your face?

 

[Ren3004]

Insensitivity to pain.


How did you make me feel pain?

 

[Neonbob]

I reconnected your nervous system.
Muahahaha

How did you merge your left and right hands together?

 

[War Penguin]

Duck tape. It's your friend.

How did you save the world but still managed to be hated?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By being a ruthless bastard.

How did you not see that big arse dragon coming your way?

 

[Vrex360]

The one day I try on a different helmet and the viser got rid of my peripheral vision, I'm so complaining to the Covenant technicians about that.

How did you find a way to turn a shy little bookworm into an extravagant beauty queen, then back into a nerdy girl once you realised that's what made you fall in love with her in the first place?

 

[War Penguin]

By being in every stereotypical teen love movie.

How did you defeat the empire?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

With a crazy arse girlfriend/stalker.

How did you let me create my own minimeme?

 

[War Penguin]

By picking Tsundere. (a part of the meme)

How did you find my laboratory?

 

[Vrex360]

You left it in plain sight with the word 'laboratory' on the front. It would be hard not to find it really.

How did you figure out my secret identity as an alien spy?

 

[Revolutionary]

takes one to know one
how did you kill the icecream man?

 

[Vrex360]

With the heat of the sun.

How did you first fall in love?

 

[War Penguin]

I talked to a girl. A GIRL!

How did you go outside?