How did you do that?

[Ren3004]

Why would you consult the next of ken instead of the Exalted Cyclops?


How did you know what I wanted for Christmas?
[sub]Ugh... My posts are so festive right now it makes me sick. SICK![/sub]

 

[Baby Eater]

by giving shadow a gun
[sup]Ba-dum-tish![/sup]

how did you think giving shadow a gun was a good idea?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I didn't. It was an experiment.

How did you make that toast talk?

 

[Ren3004]

I beat it until it screamed.

How did you become so cruel?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

By living near you.

How did you raise an evil little girl?

 

[Ren3004]

She took it after her dad.

How did you make her a good girl?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I let her stay by me for a while.

How did you take that in a wrong way?

 

[Ren3004]

It's not that hard.


How did you evade the police?

 

[therealsomeguy]

Jetpack

How did you sneak past the witch?

 

[Ren3004]

Invisibility spell.

How did you see me while I was invisible?

 

[therealsomeguy]

I threw paint of you

How did you dodge my ninja star?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Instant transmition.

How did you call a grown woman a loli?

 

[Ren3004]

She was dressed like one!


How did you drink all that champagne?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I didn't. I was actually spiting it out when everybody turned away.

How did you not see me do that?

 

[Ren3004]

Well, I was turned away.


How did you get so drunk, then?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I faked it.

How did you forget that I had that ability?

 

[Neonbob]

I haven't gone out with you.
Ever.

How did you make your own candy?

 

[Code Monkey]

Sugar, Puppys, and magic.

How did you avoid my sumo ninjas?

 

[doopdoopdoopdoop]

doop doop doop doop doop

 

[Code Monkey]

Two words: Rif. Rax.

How did you know my favourite colour was orange?