How did you do that?

[Neonbob]

I hired the Invisible Man to find and give it to me.

How did you stab a monk in the eyes with a sheet of paper?

 

[Ren3004]

I wrapped the paper around a combat knife.


How did you fall for that?

 

[Neonbob]

I base all my observations off of visual cues...

How did you confuse a mule with a donkey?

 

[SeanTheSheep]

Well it all started back in 1965...
How did you save me?

 

[Neonbob]

By killing all the people who threatened you!

How did you make a rat decompose in water?

 

[Neonbob]

I stole other people's brains and used them to augment my own!
[sup]...yeah...[/sup]

How did you make your seat comfortable?

 

[JWW]

I used the bodies of the whales you just nuked!

How did you dodge the missile?

 

[Neonbob]

I kicked it out of my way.
[sup]Hey JWW! Welcome to the escapist![/sup]

How did you locate my secret underground snake pit?

 

[BENZOOKA]

My house collapsed into it

How did you confuse the confuse-a-cat ltd?

 

[Neonbob]

I smacked it in the head until it was nearly brain-dead. It was easily confused then.

How did you not see that kind of animal abuse coming?

 

[BENZOOKA]

I was too busy puzzling a puma.

How did you steal an ambassador's bath tub?

 

[JWW]

With my hacked off limbs!

How did you get back to 1985?

 

[BENZOOKA]

I went back to 1984 and waited a year.

How did you sunk that submarine?

 

[Disaster Button]

I confused it with my use of grammar and its computer mainframe exploded.

How did you manage to survive the attack of the armoured bears?

 

[Sven und EIN HUND]

With this

How did you escape the wrath of the chainsaw bear?

 

[Neonbob]

Spoiler: With this

How did you get enough animals to make a living ladder that reached to the top of the Empire State Building?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I built a zeppelin and rounded up the populations of every zoo within a 500-mile radius.

How did you dance the goodtime dance without pulling a muscle?

 

[Neonbob]

I was having too much of a good time to care.
[sup]good fucking lord that hurt me...[/sup]

How did you eviscerate a hippo with a shovel?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

With the reflexes and grace of a tiger.
*trips over own two feet*

How did you release the Kraken?

 

[Neonbob]

I blew up its cage.

How did you empty a dumpster?