How did you do that?

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I pushed it up against your open window and just dumped it all in your bedroom.

How did you make a nuclear reactor out of gum and cardboard?

 

[Neonbob]

I hired some major brains first.
And then I shot them all and used some duct tape. That fixes ANYTHING.

How did you carve a statue out of marshmallows?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

With this ice cream scoop and the sort of determination that can only be halted by a burrito.

How did you make a delicious seven-course dinner from packing peanuts?

 

[Neonbob]

I have lots of sauces. They're great on anything.

How did you salvage your mess of a marriage?

 

[FieryButterfly]

With a bottle of tequila and sleeping pills!

How did you ever beat mario?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Time powers.

How did you not hear about Braid?

 

[Kud]

I live in a cave.

How did you grow wings?

 

[Neonbob]

I messed with my DNA!

How did you lurk in my room for a year?

 

[Random Argument Man]

You didn't left any Basterd trap.


How did you seduced my highschool love interest?

 

[Kud]

I gave her all my front teeth..

How did you kill that hobo?

 

[Neonbob]

I stabbed him with a passing Hummer.

How did you cut your hair with a plastic tie?

 

[Kud]

The plastic tie was really sharp... and on fire...

How did you sit through Twilight?

 

[Neonbob]

I was with my girlfriend. She's great...worth sitting through that movie for.

How did you cut off a mole?

 

[Kud]

Chainsaw.

How did you cut off your legs?

 

[DuttyD]

Took away his alcohol and called him Leslie.

How did you stop the end of the world with just your wit?

 

[Neonbob]

I'm fucking brilliant. Did you not notice?

How did you get a phone for three cents?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Three cents is actually 30 dollars now.

How did you shed a single manly tear just now?

 

[Neonbob]

I was giving an example of how to be a real man.

How did you avoid the lurching madman in the lobby?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I turned invisible.

How did you see me while I was invisible?

 

[Neonbob]

Thermal vision.

How did you beat up a clown?