How did you do that?

biscuit86 · Jan 9, 2010

fire and duct tape

how did I die?

AgDr_ODST · Jan 9, 2010

you didn't follow Jigsaw's instructions

How did Batman get killed

Troublesome Lagomorph · Jan 9, 2010

With bullets.

How did you fix all the problems in the world?

COR 2000 · Jan 9, 2010

With Alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

How did you not know that?

Troublesome Lagomorph · Jan 9, 2010

By disliking alcohol.

How did you get a dog to kill a dinosaur?

AgDr_ODST · Jan 9, 2010

I picked out its pea brain with it

How did you master time travel

biscuit86 · Jan 9, 2010

through sheer spite and malevolence.

why did you do it?

Neonbob · Jan 11, 2010

Because I really fuckin felt like it!
And the elephants never really interacted with anyone.

How did you merge two continents?

FieryButterfly · Jan 11, 2010

With duck tape and lots and lots of crazy glue

How did you escape Al Quida?

Neonbob · Jan 11, 2010

I used a large nuclear explosion. It fixed my small problem.

How did you get a new class in Mass Effect?

Troublesome Lagomorph · Jan 11, 2010

Mods.

How did you catch fire?

Last of the Chinchillas · Jan 11, 2010

You'd be surprised what kind of accidents can occur while you're eating pudding.

How did you learn to secrete pure caffeine?

Troublesome Lagomorph · Jan 11, 2010

By eating a lyrium monkey.

How did you eat a chinchilla?

TimeLord · Jan 11, 2010

With tomato sauce

How did you stop an army of Daleks?

Erja_Perttu · Jan 11, 2010

Merged with a regenerating timelord and boom! one instant solution involving a few switches.

How did you get that nail in your nose?

x0ny · Jan 12, 2010

Mummy said it helps my asthma.

How did you manage to watch the entire Jonas Brothers 3d concert?

Code Monkey · Jan 12, 2010

Three words: Booze.
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How did you become space pope?

Troublesome Lagomorph · Jan 12, 2010

I asked God to do it for me.

How did you punch the Holy Spirit in the face?

ModsDeleteThisAccountPlease · Jan 12, 2010

I used the Holy Hand Glove Of Pure Holy Holiness of course.

Why did you buy Axe Body spray?

Code Monkey · Jan 12, 2010

I wanted to try to drown someone in it. Don't ask why.

How did you create an anti magic field generator?