How did you do that?

Troublesome Lagomorph · Feb 6, 2010

Confusion and a head ache.

How did you give me a headache by looking at me?

Sleekgiant · Feb 6, 2010

I have crazy eyes

How did you get your hair to do that

Troublesome Lagomorph · Feb 6, 2010

Practice.

How did you turn an ugly girl into the cutest girl evar in 10 minutes?

Sleekgiant · Feb 6, 2010

Lots of makeup, about 10 pounds of it

How did you rig the race so no one would win

Ren3004 · Feb 6, 2010

I removed the finish line.

How did you thwart my evil plan?

Sleekgiant · Feb 6, 2010

I painted in a finish line

How did you make me smile

Kud · Feb 6, 2010

I pushed a fat kid over.

How did you make god cry?

Sleekgiant · Feb 6, 2010

I dressed up as Kratos

How did you get into E3

Ren3004 · Feb 6, 2010

I was invited.

How did you not get an invitation?

Troublesome Lagomorph · Feb 6, 2010

They did not know my address.

How did you make out with that sexy booth girl?

Ren3004 · Feb 6, 2010

Pure, untainted charm.

How did you resist my pure, untainted charm?

Sleekgiant · Feb 6, 2010

I'm not human

How did you realize I'm not human

Ren3004 · Feb 6, 2010

You just told me!

How did you sap my creativity?

oppp7 · Feb 6, 2010

I used a straw.
How did you see into the future?

Ren3004 · Feb 6, 2010

I set my clock an hour ahead.

How did you run backwards?

Neonbob · Feb 6, 2010

I turned around and used a mirror!

How did you get your face to turn into an 8-bit image?

oppp7 · Feb 6, 2010

I zoomed out.
How did you find the meaning of life?

War Penguin · Feb 7, 2010

I learned from Monty Python's the Meaning of Life.

How did you win the lottery?

CounterAttack · Feb 7, 2010

I received a message from myself in the future.

How did I avoid the masses of paradoxes this event should have caused?

War Penguin · Feb 7, 2010

I killed the past you for you... Wait, why are you fading?

How did you defeat the Rancor?