How did you do that?

[j1-2themax]

You hit it with a giant hammer.

How did that stripper get in here?

 

[Neonbob]

I let her in. Duh.

How did you cover yourself in butter?

 

[oppp7]

Butter cannon.
How did you murder all the goats?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I engineered a virus.

How did that go wrong?
[sup]Edit: I blame you for this![/sup]

 

[Neonbob]

I infected you with it.
It went reaaaal wrong for you shortly after.

How did you pick up lava?

 

[War Penguin]

Waited until it cooled down into rock.

How did you learn how to ride a zombie by piggy back?

 

[Neonbob]

I removed its jaws.
It's all safe now.

How did you seal yourself in a bottle?

 

[War Penguin]

I shrunk myself and asked my friend to put me in the bottle.

How did you gain the power of wicked guitar solos?

 

[Neonbob]

I grew ten more fingers.

How did you remain ignorant?

 

[War Penguin]

By putting my fingers in my ears and continuously going "LA LA LA LA..."

How did you break my glasses by doing nothing?

 

[Dark Knifer]

I had a hitman hit your glasses with a croquet mallet without you noticing.

How did you get into space with nothing but a trash bin and a motorcycle engine?

 

[War Penguin]

I put in rocket fuel.

How did you learn how to ride a dragon... backwards?

 

[Dark Knifer]

I ate alot of green veggies and me and the dragon both liked SOAD, so it was only natural.

How did you get your face on every television in the world on every channel?

 

[War Penguin]

I happen to be the world's greatest hacker of our generation so I wanted people to see who it was.

How did you manage to destroy the Death Star?

 

[aPod]

I used my targeting computer.

How did you beat up Brock Lesner?

 

[War Penguin]

I said "Hey, look over there" and hit his knees with a lead pipe.

How did you escape from Krypton?

 

[keillord]

On a rocket powered banana

How did you take over the world?

 

[Toriver]

I enlisted the help of two lab mice on a mission.

How did you open the pickle jar with the stuck lid?

 

[Neonbob]

Hammer. That fixes so many things.

How did you get a loudmouth to shut up?

 

[Ren3004]

I shot him. Twice.

How did you see through that brick wall?