How did you do that?

Neonbob · Feb 18, 2010

I can see the future!

How did you blow up a barge?

Sleekgiant · Feb 18, 2010

I had Niko help me

How did you get stuck in a 2 dimensional plane

Neonbob · Feb 18, 2010

Goddamn wizard. When I get out, he's taking that fucking staff rectally.

How did you build a rock?

War Penguin · Feb 18, 2010

With another rock.

How did you light shit on fire?

Neonbob · Feb 18, 2010

Matches. Heeee.

How did you fling sand in a pattern?

War Penguin · Feb 18, 2010

I was very careful while throwing.

How did you manage to take over a small country?

Neonbob · Feb 18, 2010

I used a nuke. Hehehehe.

How did you stagnate a pond?

Ren3004 · Feb 18, 2010

I told it to say still.

How did you make it move?

Neonbob · Feb 18, 2010

I put a motor in it.

How did you electrocute you fingers?

Sleekgiant · Feb 18, 2010

I stuck them in a light socket

How did you get brain damage

Neonbob · Feb 18, 2010

I got hit with a pipe. You fucker.

How did you get a cat to drown?

Troublesome Lagomorph · Feb 18, 2010

I ran after it and it jumped into my whirlpool.

How did you raise a zombie army so fast?

Mr.Mudkip · Feb 18, 2010

Easy, the necromonicon.

How did you discover my true identity

Neonbob · Feb 18, 2010

...you told me.

How did you cover yourself in chocolate in less than a second?

Troublesome Lagomorph · Feb 19, 2010

Jumping in a vat of it.

How did you make my blood boil... literally?

Neonbob · Feb 19, 2010

I kicked you into a pot of boiling water and kept you there.

How did you get first place?

Metric Monkey · Feb 19, 2010

By getting the others disqualified first. I won by default.

How did you know what to get me for my birthday?

Neonbob · Feb 19, 2010

I read your mind.

how did you enforce a mindless rule?

oppp7 · Feb 19, 2010

I'm part of the thought police.
How did you escape my wrath?

Neonbob · Feb 19, 2010

I killed you.
Your wrath was canceled. :-D

How did you crawl uphill?