How did you do that?

[Ren3004]

I reversed gravity.

How did you catch it?

 

[Neonbob]

I was floating over you.
Then BOOM!
A fucking infant flew into my arms!

How did you get a credit card?

 

[Ren3004]

I stole it.

How did you get a yacht?

 

[Neonbob]

Wise investing and a bit of HAAAAX!

How did you save the Mona Lisa?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

I don't pay them, i threaten them with my superior Masamune skills, and superior strength.

How did you manage to crawl out of that TV?

 

[Roxas1359]

Simple, I said that there was cake and candy.
How did you manage to pay your electricity bill without going broke?

 

[Neonbob]

I sold your liver and kidney!

How did you lift your head over your legs?

 

[Roxas1359]

It takes, practice and skill, and if you don't have time for that just dislocated some of your bones.
How did you manage to convince the entire country of France to surrender when they weren't even at war?

 

[Baby Eater]

By making my hand look like a gun and yelling "Bang!"

How did you destroy the Large Hadron Collider?

 

[Roxas1359]

Just drop a sausage roll into it. It worked last time.
How did you get people to believe that you can fly if you jump off a roof?

 

[Baby Eater]

By putting LSD in the town's water.

How did you find water on Pluto (WHICH IS STILL A PLANET!)?

 

[Roxas1359]

I sent a robot that had water to Pluto and then claimed that it had found water.

How did you manage to bring Rasputin back to life?

 

[Neonbob]

I injected him with nanomachines.
they do some serious magic!

How did you make your own plastic?

 

[Baby Eater]

Let's just say Barbie will never be the same.

How did you stop an unstoppable force?

 

[SpaceSpork]

I like, told the guy, these werent the droids he was looking for.

How did you like, polute all the great lakes?

Sweet, another loon lover! Friended!

OT: With a banana.

How did you dance like that?

 

[Roxas1359]

By dividing by Zero! Breaking the Universe always wins.

How did you get the Chaos Emeralds from Sonic?

 

[Roxas1359]

I stole it from the Silver Surfer while he wasn't looking.

How did you get Sweden to not be neutral anymore?

 

[Baby Eater]

By calling them Fat.

How did you convince George Lucas to make a GOOD Star Wars prequel?

 

[Roxas1359]

I repeatedly hit him in the head with his other bad movies.

How did you get Micheal Bay to not screw up Transformers 3?

 

[SpaceSpork]

I actually showed him Episode II.

How did you eat a toilet in one bite?