How did you do that?

[Neonbob]

I was carrying a cloak of +300 fire resistance.

How did you cover the yard in snow?

 

[UnusualStranger]

Michigan weather followed me here.
Give it five minutes, it'll change.

How did you get your own nuclear silo?

 

[axle 19]

I blackmailed the government.
They even gave me the shiny red button.

How did you beat up superman?

 

[Neonbob]

I gave myself powers even greater than his. And then kicked his ass to Pluto.

How did you get out of a chinese finger trap?

 

[ELS84]

cut the trap

How do to save the whales from nukes?

 

[Neonbob]

You cannot. It's impossible. AND DO NOT RESIST ME!

How did you get high off of sweat?

 

[UnusualStranger]

Chuck Norris gave it to me.
[sub] Yeah, I brought him to this [/sub]

How did you make a bunch of zombie plants?

 

[axle 19]

I buried them in the pet cemetery.

How did you kill all the zombies?

 

[UnusualStranger]

Explosives. Of every kind. By the truckload.

How did you erase only all the punctuation?

 

[axle 19]

Through time, effort, and a lot of eyestrain.

How did you become a mod on the escapist?

 

[LeonLethality]

Bribery! what can't bacon do.

How did you revoke my mod powers?

 

[Tiny116]

I stole my bacon back from you!

How did you end the war on pidgeons?

 

[axle 19]

I proved that you were banning everyone, not just trolls.

How did you survive your encounter with obvious troll is obvious?

Ninja'ed

I killed them all.

How did you convince neonbob to give the whales on more day of peace?

 

[Neonbob]

I DIDN'T. Muahahahahaaaaaa!

How did you fill out that form in less than a minute?

 

[axle 19]

Time slow down when I write.

How did you make sense of that?

 

[Tiny116]

i added an "s" on the end of slow, improved everything XD.

How did you master the art of kick ass?

 

[axle 19]

I took a summer course at the learning annex.
I can kick ass if 12 languages now.

How did you committ the perfect murder?

 

[Neonbob]

I killed everyone but me. HAH.

How did you cover yourself in purple?

 

[Tiny116]

it involved plums and paint!

How did you miss that whale?

 

[Neonbob]

One of my underlings programmed the wrong coordinates.

How did you avoid my wrath?