How did you do that?

[oppp7]

By destroying the entire world.

 

[Neonbob]

Easy. I let you leave a white space.

How did you sleep for three hours?

 

[twaddle]

easy i watched an episode of hannah montana and was so disturbed that i couldn't sleep untill 3:00

What does the scouter say about his power level?

 

[axle 19]

It's...........1006
A cookie if you can figure it out.

How did you defeat godzilla with your bare hands?

 

[darth jacen]

I have really big hands and he has a weak neck

How did you out smart the Bond villian's "perfect" plot?

 

[axle 19]

I figured out the obvious clues and the location of their secret base.

How did you untwist M. Night Shymalan's movie plots?

 

[oppp7]

I cut them apart and reassembled them.
How did you find my scissors?

 

[Tiny116]

I pulled them out of your Chest wound

How did you catch jack the ripper?

 

[oppp7]

With a box.

How did you catch Jack Frost?

 

[darth jacen]

I nipped at his nose

How did you reveal the secret before it was conceived?

 

[Neonbob]

I'm a time traveling mind reader of awesome.

How did you slip your chains?

 

[axle 19]

Lots and lots of lubricant.
I feel all slippery now.

How did you survive your swim in the volcano?

 

[Neonbob]

I developed an immunity to the searing heat of lava.

How did you halt progress of mankind?

 

[axle 19]

I released a movie and videogame based on the book twilight.
............ O Wait that's right it all ready happened.

How did you put an end to twilight?

 

[Neonbob]

I shot Meyer in the head. Seven times.
With a .50 cal.

How did you stand by while I was busy with the fire?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

I was in the damn burning building.

How did you defeat Final Fantasy III's final boss with all your characters at level one and as freelancers with their job levels at one?

 

[Neonbob]

I used a kill code.

How did you learn to love your own fingers?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

I watched a self-help video.

How did you rape the Queen of England?

 

[Neonbob]

I knocked her out and had my way with her for hours.

How did you find your way through a blizzard?

 

[darth jacen]

Radar

How did you sink my battle ship?