How did you do that?

[Zeromaeus]

I had nothing better to do.

How did you survive the grues without a lantern or frotz?

 

[Neonbob]

Um...I used shotguns. Screw your ancient weapons!

How did you shoot your own face off with an arrow?

 

[Zeromaeus]

I used Castlevania DoA/AoA style magic.

How did you use a shotgun to kill a grue? Seriously, that doesn't make sense.

 

[axle 19]

The shotgun fired slugs made from one hundred percent anti-grue.
The paradoxical explosion was amazing.

How did you win a fight against Chuck Norris.

 

[darth jacen]

I called in Bruce Lee

How did you win March Mayhem single handed?

 

[axle 19]

I dropped a vote bomb on every website causing people to vote for me or lose their computer.

How did you catch 'em all?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Hacks.

How did you start the zombie apocalypse?

 

[Magnatek]

I founded the Umbrella Corp.

How did you fight against the zombie apocalypse?

 

[Abort-retry-fail]

I used a BB-gun.

How did you survive the zombie apocalypse?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

I grabbed an assault rifle, found the L4D group, and went to kick some ass.

How did you end the zombie apocalypse? (I'm just going to ignore Abort since he was 3 hours late and there's no possible way you couldn't have seen the post before you...)

 

[Abort-retry-fail]

I bit a zombie, turns out that when you bite a zombie, you cure them. So I just bit them all.

How did you eat your fruit without a mouth?

 

[Asturiel]

With my foot.

How did you win that -23 to 199999999 gamble?

 

[Vrex360]

Because there's magic in my eyes.

How did you manage to have sexual relations with a Quarian without letting her take anti biotics?

 

[Asturiel]

Because I got a good one.

How did you run that marathon as a cripple?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

I'm a cripple, yes, but I have Prosthetic legs, so that technically makes my crippled.

How did you survive a nuke blast?

 

[Nouw]

I got my KEYBOARD OF LIFE and typed God Mode.

How did you finish Doom 3 on nightmare with a blind fold while listening to Teen Pop songs while a man kicks your shins really hard and your hands are sticky with jam?

 

[Abort-retry-fail]

I'm blind so the blindfold doesn't affect me, I'm deaf so the songs don't either, my shins had protective gear and my hands are always sticky, so I'm used to it.

How did you manage to have that hair without looking ridiculous?

 

[darth jacen]

I'm in a JRPG

How did you review March Mayhem without one person raging?

 

[Neonbob]

I used the power of mass sedation.

How did you survive a bombardment of meteors?

 

[Norik]

By knocking them off course with my watermelon catapults.
How did you manage to destroy Jupiter?