How did you do that?

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

It was on the end of a fiber optic cable.

How did you not see the black hole sun?

 

[Neonbob]

No light escapes it, so...yeah. It was pretty hard to see.

How did you get a flower to speak?

 

[The Infinite]

By dressing up as a zombie.

How did you collapse that star?

 

[UnusualStranger]

I altered the space time continuum.

How did you find your car?

 

[Neonbob]

I pushed the horn key on the wireless thing.

How did you lock your fingers in a window?

 

[KitsunetheFox]

I kicked it with my fist.

How did you kill that guy with that pacifist demon?

 

[darth jacen]

I beat the demon until he no longer became a pacifist

How did you stay up for a month without sleep?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I'm a demon hunter.
It's what I do.
By staring blankly at a wall the entire time.

How did you not notice my demon hunter uniform?

 

[KitsunetheFox]

I was staring at your cleavage.... sorry.

How did you not notice I was nomming on your shoulders?

 

[Neonbob]

I was busy with my game.

How did you make the couch off limits?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Police tape.

How did you become a zombie for no reason?

 

[KitsunetheFox]

I was killing the demons... then I was the demons. The rest is a blur.

How did you kill the demon-zombies of Decapod 9?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Nukes.

How did you convert your entire army to Chaos?

 

[Neonbob]

A lot of shotgun use.
It was fuuuuun.
I threw them into the Warp.

How did you put a flag up on Everest in a day?

 

[KitsunetheFox]

I headbutted it with my elbow.

What does the scouter say about his power level?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

He says its OVER 9000!!!!

How did you not see that coming?

 

[darth jacen]

Oh I did

How did you make your power level over 1 MILLION!!!???!!!

 

[KitsunetheFox]

I'm Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann. I'm comprised of the collective awesome of the most badass people in the universe. I can do whatever the fragmentation grenade I like.

Why don't you have the determination of a true warrior?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I am a lowly internet user!

How did you not see my lowlyness?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

I was blinded by scorpions in my retinas.

How did you get scorpions in there in the first place?