How did you do that?

[Scde2]

I asked it nicely.

How did you save me?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

With a riot shield and lots of planning.

How did you kill the Grammar Nazis?

 

[Scde2]

With niceness.

How did you save the world?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

With spam.

How did spam save the world?

 

[Code Monkey]

Dr. Insano's hard drive shut down, causing his flaming monkey army to go berserk.

How did you kill Santa Christ?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Fusions never work.

How did you make a fanfic where you made Jesus and Santa the same guy and named him Santa Christ?

 

[Code Monkey]

Like this.


How did you destroy Mechagodzilla?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I wrote him out of the script.

How did you use console commands in real life?

 

[Code Monkey]

Ctrl + FU

How did you disarm the bomb?

 

[Ren3004]

By spending 9 minutes and 59 seconds asking "Red or blue?" out loud, preparing to cut one, then switching to the other at the last second.

How did you not see that coming?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because it was a last second switch.

Why wasn't it a last minute switch?

 

[Scde2]

You couldn't tell time from a watch.

How did this happen?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Someone broke the mouse.

How did the mouse break?

 

[Scde2]

A cat ate it.

Why does my head hurt?

 

[Neonbob]

I hit it with a large implement of pain. Also known as a hammer.

How did you lose track of all the time in the world?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I was in crysleep.

How did we not talk for the past twenty years?

 

[Neonbob]

I took out your vocal cords...you were pretty pissed at me for a while there.

How did you miss seeing that guy on the unicycle?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I was too busy looking at that violin-playing Gothic Lolita.

How did you not hear her play?

 

[Neonbob]

I had my iPod in. So yeah. I was listening to Dark Tranquility instead.

How did you miss the spill?

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

I'm guessing an oil spill so
I was dammed to hell

why was i dammed to hell?