How did you do that?

[War Penguin]

I jumped off of an airplane and landed on a cliff... the I jumped off the cliff.

How did you find the number of licks to reach the center of a Tootsiepop?

 

[Neonbob]

I took five tongues, stuck them on a revolving wheel, and counted the revolutions! Easy.
...I should probably give those tongues back though.

How did you leap through time?

 

[Scde2]

By killing somebody multiple times and taking his phone booth. What was his name Dr...damn who was it again?

How did I create 20000 posts in less then 4 months?

 

[Safe in the Dark]

Pharming.

How did I pick this avatar?

 

[Scde2]

It chose you!

How did I stop that nuclear bear from destroying the Escapist?

 

[Safe in the Dark]

You became an even bigger nuclear bear

How did you win?

 

[Scde2]

I used a cheat code.

How did you cheat on your wife?

 

[Safe in the Dark]

I didn't,my evil twin did.

How did you build your house?

 

[War Penguin]

I got lumber and bricks and started building. No much to it.

How did you find the underground volcano under your house?

 

[deadguynotyetburied]

It introduced itself.

How did you get volcano insurance?

 

[Safe in the Dark]

I introduced the insurance agent to the volcano.

How did you get a house above a volcano?

 

[deadguynotyetburied]

Everybody else was waiting for the market to bottom out.

How did you know the paleontologist lied about the dinosaur in your kitchen?

 

[Neonbob]

I'm not blind, you know...the thing was only five feet tall. That's rather hard to miss.

How did you regain your wealth after blowing it all on hookers and coke?

 

[MisterMojo]

I did a couple of films I'm not very proud of.

How did you make such a successful sweatshop operation?

 

[Safe in the Dark]

I called it a summer camp.

How did you die?

 

[Lord George]

It involved an elephant and a lack of foresight.

How did you get in here?

 

[deadguynotyetburied]

Devil's out recruiting. I need to be gone before he gets back.

How did you find your way through the bureaucracy?

 

[deadguynotyetburied]

I won it as a prize in a Bass Fish-O-Matic tournament.

How did you drop your fishing pole through the ice cap?

 

[Lizmichi]

A gnome kicked me in the shin.
How did you're skin turn blue?

 

[Shemming]

I stayed in my freezer for to long.
How did you get round the world in 8 minutes?