How do you kill what's already dead?

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Rpground

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its obviously evil or possessed so just throw some holy water on it,problem solved.why do you think these church places have so much of the stuff anyway? for baptizing? nah,its for the inevitable rise of zombie skeletons and other evil creatures that will be immune to conventional weapons either not blessed by such water or silver... P:
 

minnull

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Bring it back to life. I'm pretty sure it would be thankful and that would resolve any previous misconceptions.
 

the fake

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put on your favorite song put on some boxing gloves and have a training Montague, then if you trained hard enough you will kill it
 

Torrasque

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Not sure what you mean by "not dead" since something that is not alive, has the attribute of being dead, or could never be considered alive in the first place.
In which case, it would be a machine, an idea, or some kind of entity.
Machines can usually be burnt to dust provided the fire is hot enough.
Ideas are bulletproof, so you're fucked there.
And it depends on the entity /shrug.
 

Rottweiler

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The thing is, that's kind of a misnomer. I've seen this question many times, and it's a really misleading one- the actual answer is you don't 'kill' something that's already dead. You *destroy* it.

'Kill' means to 'make stop living'. If it's by some standard no longer living, you cannot make it live less. However, as many wise people here have mentioned, you can dismember, mangle, hack, and otherwise remove ability from things you can't technically 'kill'.

Frankly, Jason Voorhees only got as far as he did because the vast majority of his victims were unarmed idiots. Every time someone actually took him on with a modicum of intelligence, he lost badly.

Jason:
Smart Victim: "...and drop the net."
Jason:

Smart Victim waves steamroller forward "okay, bring it up...yes that's good...okay now back up over him...and forward...okay stop."

Smart Victim signals to front-end loader. "Okay, scoop his mangled carcass and some dirt into that pit over there."

Smart Victim signals to drop concrete

Once concrete sets, block of mangled Jason is dropped into Marianas Trench, there to wish he had powers other than regeneration and stabbing, because both are useless while encased in a 5 ton concrete block 2 miles beneath the ocean.
 

Socius

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kortin said:


That is all.

Edit: if you don't get this...well...i really don't know what to say.
I see what you did there! harrharr
OT: How is a walking dead not a zombie? best way to kill it anyway would be tieing it to a rocket and launching it into the sun.
 

Reynard Wrecce

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It's like Eddie Izzard's thoughts on killing vampires; okay, only sunlight or a stake through the heart etc...
"but what about a chainsaw? That's gonna slow him down a bit, surely?...'I am Dracula! I am here! Bwa-ha-ha!' 'But you're on a trolley, mate.'"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NIB1owd13g
 

legion431

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You don't, that would be a paradox. if it's dead it's dead, not alive so it can't be killed but it may be destroyed.