How do you masticate?

[Brutal Peanut]

Slowly, quietly, and takes a while. I work on making future digestion easier. ^_^

 

[deathninja]

With an average lunch hour of 3-5 minutes, I don't have time to masticate; I practically inhale my food.

Though seeing as half my meals are whey or electrolyte drink, it's a moot point.

 

[l3o2828]

*snerk* well, i keep my mouth shut and i try not to do much noise.
...Same applies to masturbation i guess.

 

[Powereaver]

ive been told im a fast eater but i definately try to keep my mouth closed while masticating noone wants to see what ive been eating.

 

[Angus565]

I start fast, then I slow down, then I go really fast and finish the job!

 

[Something Amyss]

I like to build up, savor the feel of it.

And then near the end, I work it like a jackhammer.

Man, I love fried chicken.

Last time I tried that, I popped something.

 

[TipsyRam]

Depends on what I'm masticating. Sometimes its slow so I can saver it and other times I love it so much that my mouth is wide open and stuff just goes flying every where... it can get messy. O_O

 

[cp2u]

Slowly, thouroughly, and with my mouth. That way I enjoy it as much as I can.

 

[Ace of Spades]

I move my jaw up and down.

 

[Crazy]

Slowly, thouroughly, and with my mouth. That way I enjoy it as much as I can.

How much do you enjoy going slowly?

 

[SD-Fiend]

Oh, I masticate constantly, even between regular mastication times with my family. Sometimes it's just a little bit, to tide me over, and sometimes I just have cravings to masticate with something in particular. Truly, mastication is one of the best things in life!

I didn't think that i'd find anyone who likes to masticate as much as me! maybe we could masticate together someday!

 

[Queen Michael]

I do it slowly, trying to enjoy the experience. I don't care if I make noise, because after all I want to enjoy the experience and if I do then I can't go and restrain myself.

 

[ScorpSt]

I typically masticate in front of my computer with a roll of paper towels. My wife tends to masticate on the bed. It gets messy.

 

[SilentCom]

Oh dear, I'm sure there will be many people confusing masticate (chew) and masturbate.

OT: I tend to chew with my mouth closed and making as little noise as I can. I find it annoying or disgusting if people talk with their mouth full or chewing their food with their mouth open and food is coming out all over the place.

 

[The .50 Caliber Cow]

I masticate three-four times a day. I usually start slow then finish fast so I can do other things. It feels good but you've always got to remember to wipe up after yourself. I use a napkin to get any that drops on my skin or my clothes quickly before it causes an embarrassing stain. Sometimes I masticate in front of others but usually alone. I must admit I'm addicted to it.


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[Fat Hippo]

Oh, I masticate constantly, even between regular mastication times with my family. Sometimes it's just a little bit, to tide me over, and sometimes I just have cravings to masticate with something in particular. Truly, mastication is one of the best things in life!

I didn't think that i'd find anyone who likes to masticate as much as me! maybe we could masticate together someday!

Definitely! Mastication is one of the primary forms of social interaction, and I prefer doing it with company.

 

[roostuf]

With much shame and as quetly as possible! I actually abhore the sound of people masticating, and the thought of them hearing me really worries me!

Its also discusting when people don't masticate with the reqired care and attention, and leave there mess all over the surfaces! Noone wants to see the soggy remains that were ejaculated from the masticators gaping hole around their keyboard when they want to use the machine!

Oh my god that is fucking beautiful!

 

[Sebass]

I masticate very fast, so if I keep it up for a while I suddenly get a feeling as if I'm gonna explode. After that I feel tired and a little guilty.

 

[Generalissimo]

this really is a dir---ohwait.

OT: usually fairly quickly, but not to sufficiently so that the taste is spoiled