How do you masticate?

[cthulhumythos]

i masticate about 3 to 4 times a day, depending on what mood i'm in.

 

[Eekaida]

like a boss

 

[Sirtety]

In public every chance I get. Why just the other day I masticated in a movie theater, a restaurant, and a mall.

No one suspected anything.

 

[waj9876]

I find it such a joy to masticate while babysitting. The kids always tell me it's not good manners, but I always ignore them. And then when they tell their parents, they just agree with me that masticating is a wonderful thing.

I love stuffing myself full while masticate. In fact, I'm masticating right now. I just love stuffing ice in there and masticating to my heart's content.

 

[Brutal Peanut]

Slowly, quietly, and takes a while. I work on making future digestion easier. ^_^

 

[deathninja]

With an average lunch hour of 3-5 minutes, I don't have time to masticate; I practically inhale my food.

Though seeing as half my meals are whey or electrolyte drink, it's a moot point.

 

[l3o2828]

*snerk* well, i keep my mouth shut and i try not to do much noise.
...Same applies to masturbation i guess.

 

[Powereaver]

ive been told im a fast eater but i definately try to keep my mouth closed while masticating noone wants to see what ive been eating.

 

[Angus565]

I start fast, then I slow down, then I go really fast and finish the job!

 

[Something Amyss]

I like to build up, savor the feel of it.

And then near the end, I work it like a jackhammer.

Man, I love fried chicken.

Last time I tried that, I popped something.

 

[TipsyRam]

Depends on what I'm masticating. Sometimes its slow so I can saver it and other times I love it so much that my mouth is wide open and stuff just goes flying every where... it can get messy. O_O

 

[cp2u]

Slowly, thouroughly, and with my mouth. That way I enjoy it as much as I can.

 

[Ace of Spades]

I move my jaw up and down.

 

[Crazy]

Slowly, thouroughly, and with my mouth. That way I enjoy it as much as I can.

How much do you enjoy going slowly?

 

[SD-Fiend]

Oh, I masticate constantly, even between regular mastication times with my family. Sometimes it's just a little bit, to tide me over, and sometimes I just have cravings to masticate with something in particular. Truly, mastication is one of the best things in life!

I didn't think that i'd find anyone who likes to masticate as much as me! maybe we could masticate together someday!

 

[Queen Michael]

I do it slowly, trying to enjoy the experience. I don't care if I make noise, because after all I want to enjoy the experience and if I do then I can't go and restrain myself.

 

[ScorpSt]

I typically masticate in front of my computer with a roll of paper towels. My wife tends to masticate on the bed. It gets messy.

 

[SilentCom]

Oh dear, I'm sure there will be many people confusing masticate (chew) and masturbate.

OT: I tend to chew with my mouth closed and making as little noise as I can. I find it annoying or disgusting if people talk with their mouth full or chewing their food with their mouth open and food is coming out all over the place.

 

[The .50 Caliber Cow]

I masticate three-four times a day. I usually start slow then finish fast so I can do other things. It feels good but you've always got to remember to wipe up after yourself. I use a napkin to get any that drops on my skin or my clothes quickly before it causes an embarrassing stain. Sometimes I masticate in front of others but usually alone. I must admit I'm addicted to it.


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